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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 63 7.9%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 181 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%

  • Total voters
    800
Hopefully our unlucky contestants went pee beforehand or brought piss jugs. Doesn't look like anyone brought food either. Sure would suck if Mr. Goldstriker or Jet aren't bringing them food.
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Hopefully our unlucky contestants went pee beforehand or brought piss jugs. Doesn't look like anyone brought food either. Sure would suck if Mr. Goldstriker or Jet aren't bringing them food.
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Letty explicitly said she brought those two bowls, the ones on the table, as "one for a pee bowl, one for a poop bowl". I'm sure she would be happy to dispose of any bodily waste haha
 
Wtf is this thing besides loud?
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A timer.
Someone asked what it was for. Sam said he'd probably gonna work out with Jon in a few minutes and partially just to see how it worked.
EDIT: Sylvia is fucking losing it. She screamed thinking she saw something on the wall.
 
You're retarded.
If you're here, you're retarded. We're all retarded down here.
1. If John isn't hurt (like actually hurt, not had an upset tummy) and some other tort isn't comitted he basacially has no case no matter what.

2. Business/production insurance is way cheaper than you think it is. The alcohol rider probably doubled his premium, but it was probably still less than 25k.
It really depends on the state, which is why productions are often in the ass end of nowhere. We're talking Massachusetts here. I don't know exactly for there, but being a denizen of another blue state that isn't California, it's probably high. Anyways, the cost isn't so much the rider, but extra clauses that have to met on the staffing and planning end. It ain't as pain in the ass as firearms or explosives, but it ain't cheap either.
3. Major productions have brands and networks to protect, and worry about press. Sam and Jet are already widely slandered as Nazis, and have.... some no name LLCs they can bankrupt out.
Let's hope Jet/Jet's family and the lawyers they talk to realize Sam and Jet have zero cash to milk.
 
After 3 rounds on the timer (Guess it's a round timer) Sam decided to start making things worse by taking one of the beds out.
 
he's making jon stinky so he wins the challenge

edit: now he's puking so jon doesn't feel bad about puking, he loves jon
 
I believe it is a noise deterrent device. You set them up in places you want to scare pavement apes or deer away from.
On second thought, I think it actually IS a boxing timer.
Here's one that looks just like it.
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EDIT: I accidentally deleted the box picture. Here is the correct one they are probably using.
 
I leave for one minute and a bed gets taken away, I thought Vance left too.
I thought Sam was just gonna chill with them but nah he's making this shit hell. He's gone full Hyde. Puked in the closet, spat in the corner, doing exercises with jon to get the BO stank up, etc.

EDIT: Just dumped water over himself in the middle of the room too, lol.
 
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