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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Lowercase I internet said:
I do feel like these people lack some semblance of empathy. I'm not sure if it's because they're all low iq in some way or because they're genuinely malicious, but either way it's off putting. If someone just had a meltdown after consuming a ridiculous amounts of alcohol and this person is known for not drinking water I think most people in this thread would be worried for them.

Especially if you walk by and they start dry heaving. Is it really too hard to just be like "hey you good bro? Can I get you anything?" But these fish don't see Jon going through a terrible hangover as thing they need to help, they see it as an opportunity but he might get eliminated and then they get those 20k big ones. If Jon recovers, and I believe he will, they're going right back to latching on to him for future opportunities while shittalking behind his back.

No matter how chigger Damiel gets, no matter how ugly Letty is, no matter how fat Sylvia becomes, no matter how cucked Lance will be, their worse attribute will always be their willingness to disregard basic morality for the chance at slightly raising the odds to be the winner.
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It's particularly interesting given recent events. People grow closer when under the same duress. You'd think given that they were all supposedly traumatized by the Simmons fiasco, followed by having a night of pizza and bonding, that they'd feel somewhat warmer to each other. Supposedly though they're already back to scheming lol. So either they were just lying about the Simmons shit to catch a quick break or they really are just ghouls.
 
Fivehead said:
Did they seriously put VIEWING the chat behind the paywall? Especially after taking down VODs and restreams from YouTube so we can (god forbid!) Actually catch up on the stream. The absolute Jewishness of Scam Hyde knows no bounds.
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I thought it was just another glitch on the website.
But if that's the case, then what the fuck?
 
Josie up and running
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I wonder if she's gonna check on Jon
 
People saying viewing chat being paywalled is no big deal, IDK about everyone else but I found chat useful because viewers would call out where the action was when shit started happening in multiple rooms. They cannot seriously leave it like this.
 
The Blue Morpho said:
People saying viewing chat being paywalled is no big deal, IDK about everyone else but I found chat useful because viewers would call out where the action was when shit started happening in multiple rooms. They cannot seriously leave it like this.
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I dunno, it's not too difficult to track the action based on sounds. The livechat is raw retardation either way, I swear the only people who participate in it are <80IQ mouthbreathing breakfast eaters
 
Now I know why Sam used his Tik-Tok zoomer orbiters to run the show for him, they're soft and relatable to these low-lives. Could you imagine if he brought Nick on here instead?
 
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