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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
Can I get a qrd from when they shut off the cans last night? I just saw a post saying Mauro left too. What happened there?
-pizza, cake, beer, and a little liquor party to calm everyone down after simmons was executed + Fight Club and Stuart Little 2
-mauro was looking for an excuse to go and took it
-letty yelled at the camera to tell off people jacking it to her revenge porn
-letty and vance returned to scheming
-jon has alcohol poisoning
-everyone is kinda hung over
 
Forgive me if I missed it in this 800 page clusterfuck but is there really 2 plants confirmed?
Slyvia said in B3 that there are only 4 left when they were drinking and I chalked it up to her being drunk.
Now I see 2 people in this thread say there are only 4 actual contestants left.
We assuming or was this confirmed somewhere?
 
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Forgive me if I missed it in this 800 page clusterfuck but is there really 2 plants confirmed?
Slyvia said in B3 that there are only 4 left when they were drinking and I chalked it up to her being drunk.
Now I see 2 people in this thread say there are only 4 actual contestants left.
We assuming or was this confirmed somewhere?
Think they’re referring to Jon not being a real contestant cause of the special treatment he’s getting. I could be wrong tho
 
Hit me with trashcans for this one, but like, IDK if that would be a good idea. Point of the show is to be shocking and funny, not to be heart breaking. Just listening to Jon crying in the upstairs bathroom from the hallway cam already killed me a bit inside- idk if I could have watched his full scale breakdown.
And no one would have forced you to watch it. The people who would have liked to watch it deserved the option.
 
Did they seriously put VIEWING the chat behind the paywall? Especially after taking down VODs and restreams from YouTube so we can (god forbid!) Actually catch up on the stream. The absolute Jewishness of Scam Hyde knows no bounds.
I'd pay money not to see the chat
 
Forgive me if I missed it in this 800 page clusterfuck but is there really 2 plants confirmed?
Slyvia said in B3 that there are only 4 left when they were drinking and I chalked it up to her being drunk.
Now I see 2 people in this thread say there are only 4 actual contestants left.
We assuming or was this confirmed somewhere?
They are probably talking about the 2 people getting secret tasks to do which was never fully resolved as far as I know.
 
Forgive me if I missed it in this 800 page clusterfuck but is there really 2 plants confirmed?
Slyvia said in B3 that there are only 4 left when they were drinking and I chalked it up to her being drunk.
Now I see 2 people in this thread say there are only 4 actual contestants left.
We assuming or was this confirmed somewhere?
Wouldn't surprise me if Slyvia counts herself as a plant because shes a Sam Hyde fan and thinks she is with it or osmething
 
Calm down, he just drank too much and has an upset stomach because of it. I would hesitate to call it anything close to a "medical incident"
As soon as he said he was only drinking coffee, they should have made sure to get hydrating fluids he would drink. Especially if they were going to let him drink alcohol. He was drinking coffee alone for a couple of days, which doesn't work well for hydration since caffeine is a diuretic. Then they let borderline-dehydrated Jon have alcohol!
 
Did they seriously put VIEWING the chat behind the paywall? Especially after taking down VODs and restreams from YouTube so we can (god forbid!) Actually catch up on the stream. The absolute Jewishness of Scam Hyde knows no bounds.
I was wondering why the chat wasn't working today. I see literally no reason to do this other than to kill freeby viewership, half the reason to watch the boring bit's is for chat's memes. Plus its a fun game watching people post specific cameras to watch and seeing if it's a troll or legit.
 
Bog hog was in the bathroom while Jon was puking. She just walks right past the hallway, doesn't even consider asking him if he needs a glass of water or something.
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I do feel like these people lack some semblance of empathy. I'm not sure if it's because they're all low iq in some way or because they're genuinely malicious, but either way it's off putting. If someone just had a meltdown after consuming a ridiculous amounts of alcohol and this person is known for not drinking water I think most people in this thread would be worried for them.

Especially if you walk by and they start dry heaving. Is it really too hard to just be like "hey you good bro? Can I get you anything?" But these fish don't see Jon going through a terrible hangover as thing they need to help, they see it as an opportunity. He might get eliminated and then they get those 20k big ones. If Jon recovers, and I believe he will, they're going right back to latching on to him for future opportunities while shittalking behind his back.

No matter how chigger Damiel gets, no matter how ugly Letty is, no matter how fat Sylvia becomes, no matter how cucked Lance will be, their worse attribute will always be their willingness to disregard basic morality for the chance at slightly raising the odds to be the winner.
 
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I've loved every moment of this show to the point that I have ignored my workouts and hiking to watch the stream for 9 days.
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you betray his memory
 
Did they seriously put VIEWING the chat behind the paywall? Especially after taking down VODs and restreams from YouTube so we can (god forbid!) Actually catch up on the stream. The absolute Jewishness of Scam Hyde knows no bounds.
That 30k+ lost due to incompetence isn't going to pay itself, goys.
 
I know. The reason i think it could be a stomach bug is because in my experience alcohol puking happens in one go, not over multiple times throughout the night after you've already stopped drinking. On the other hand there are diseases you can get that make you puke on a consistent basis throughout the night.
When you drink way too much, the hangover can cause enough constant nausea to make you puke constantly for the next day. Alcohol poisoning and near poisoning sucks and these are classic day after binge drinking bodily functions.
 
Josie is awake, she's the first person to get out of bed and it is currently 12:35PM. Also, she put her baby's head on a pillow when she set it down, which I just find so cute and heartwarming it's unreal

 
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