🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Someone asked a good question, "Why did you reference a specific incident of a counselor giving alcohol to minors multiple times?"
 
The hosts(?) or someone told him to unprivate his Twitter so they could verify if tweets are real but suggested he go through and delete anything questionable. What a content cuck.
 
Listening to Simmons just makes me more unsure of everything. The guy could be trying so hard to understand American culture, "the memes", trying to be funny. I really think hes just a cringe weirdo theater kid... He's ESL, comes from a different culture where pedo's aren't paraded around like they are here, he even tagged some random chink girl in that insta post and mentioned he was "actively dating" at the time, so he just thought it was funny.
Also earlier, the way he responded to Sylvia screaming at him when Jet made him come out of the bathroom. He just locked up and seemed confused, asking for Jon. The only thing that makes me think he might be playing dumb is how he hid in the bathroom for an hour, but maybe he just was tired and confused about the TTS attention? Or he really was ashamed? Strange.
EDIT *Also, keep in mind he hid in the bathroom twice. Once when he followed Jons plan, and again after Jet talked to him in the basement.
 
We currently only have access to the upstairs bedroom cameras. Jon is so loud for no reason at times you can hear him all the way in B3, he seems to be in a manic and irritable mood. Someone is probably recording all of this now and will run it through an evil AI program of some kind to make most of it audible later.
 
Gutes Zeug 2.0 said:
These people are insanely retarded
Click to expand...
F97AD76B-BDDD-42E2-A96F-7B00FDA5CBED.jpeg
 
Imagine you’ve been accused of being a pedo… you have two choices:

1. Leave the Internet for awhile
2. Go immediately on a Discord call with Frank Hassle

Fucking hell, Simmons.
 
"When I say here's how to do it the right way, if you want to date a camper you don't want to get fired." - Simmons

Holy shit. This was him answering if it's ok to buy underage kids booze.
 
Doubly Punished Snigger said:
Someone asked a good question, "Why did you reference a specific incident of a counselor giving alcohol to minors multiple times?"
Click to expand...
It was a example of someone getting fired for raping a girl. The book is about not getting fired for dating as a counselor, one of the 4 points he put down for not getting fired is to quit if you want to fuck anyone underage. Calling him a pedo for anything in those two pages is hard reaching.
 
Frogget-me-not said:
I now realize you are right; they keep accidentally reading out fake shit then taking it back. Retards all around.
Click to expand...
Dumbasses are literally needling a sped over 3rd world memes. If a fucking extremely online chomohunt is the thing that sunk Fishtank, I swear...

PS Frank Hassle is an unfunny faggot who's been wholly salvaged in editing, big respects to :semperfidelis:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom