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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
Anybody who can archive Kick your services are needed
 
Well, if he'd shut up people might have believed some of that shit. Now that he's said it....no. Woodchipper.
Kicking one guy off in a badly thought-out way & stressing out the fragile children to the point where they have to be bribed with beer & pizza is bad enough. Put away the torches & pitchforks until we actually know for sure if Simmons is an ESL retard, an acting chomo or just writes fantasies about degenerate shit.
 
I'll be honest, this doesn't seem bad enough to kick Simmons out of the show and send everyone into PTSD mode.
To be completely fair Simmons had every opportunity to defuse the situation. He was getting grilled all night by TTS.

“Yeah guys i made a book about dating while working at a summer camp. There are sections that could be conveyed as advice on dating minors due to my english at the time but i want to say right now that I am against any form of relationship between minors and adults.”

Instead, bro plead the fifth when Jon asked if he was ever in a relationship with a minor later that night. Bad optics.
 
Destiny livestreamed Sam kicking Simmons out of the house, but did not understand what was going on so quit after five minutes. His chat thought the show was cringe.

It made me realize how we know all the deeplore of the show and everything makes sense, but to new norimes joining the livestream the show is not very accessible.
 
I really can't see how this even continues without turning into a generic BB show. The dynamics irreversibly shaken up and everyones on eggshells. I never was full on 'torture hell house', but i was still hoping things would ramp up gradually.
I can't even imagine them bringing in someone like Frank or doing anything even slightly extreme after seeing the fallout of today.
 
Re: the IG post

Simmons: "I think I copied the captions"

discord guy: "I just reverse-searched the captions and nothing popped up"
 
Sylvia rants alone at the Bedroom 3 camera, she seems tired or at least upset. "Follow your fucking dreams and... don't give up." She goes on about how she was working on her band last year and now she's now stuck in this house with crazy people. "This is my favorite perfume." She holds a bottle of Chanel 5 up to the camera. She mentions how last year she had to live through the death of her grandmother, and her cousin who died on Sylvia's birthday. She might've told us about a third person who died, I couldn't catch what she said. She leaves the bedroom.
This would confirm her name is Cambria Renee Toma / Cambria Renee then cause I found her grandmothers arbitrary earlier
 
Half the fun was seeing zoomies completely cut off from their phones
 
Simmons seems more concerned for Jon than for his own situation. He’s such a retard. Regardless what people think of him, I think it’s wholesome that he’s still thinking of his bro’s wellbeing.
 
Not sure if anyone has done this yet, but here are rips (not really, they're pdfs screenshotted the retard way because of Amazon's new DRM) for the Simmons books. Included are the two people are talking about, plus some others.

OCR chuds with working Adobe Acrobat, please help with making these tiny excuses for books smaller and actually highlightable.

I will make the rest available for download as a zip as I get through them. Have fun!
Thanks. Unless somebody else is already working on this, I will start converting to text-based versions.
 
To be completely fair Simmons had every opportunity to defuse the situation. He was getting grilled all night by TTS.

“Yeah guys i made a book about dating while working at a summer camp. There are sections that could be conveyed as advice on dating minors due to my english at the time but i want to say right now that I am against any form of relationship between minors and adults.”

Instead, bro plead the fifth when Jon asked if he was ever in a relationship with a minor later that night. Bad optics.
This would have gone south regardless of him defending himself. People are out for blood. I'm seeing a lot of people calling anyone defending him a pedo themselves.
 
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