🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
It could have been funnier for Sam to slowly seed the idea that Simmons is a chomo to the other fish, and then one night they're given some socks full of nickels.
 
Man I can't wait for a documentary about the fishtank and what's occurred during it. would make for a good content and probs cash for sam if he did that. So lost in things that happened today alone as well with all that's happening.
 
Sam probably wanted to humiliate Simmons because Simmons seems like an actual chomo and not just a sped. Sam yelled at a cop once for not defending kids, if I recall correctly. I imagine he's letting the contestants verify that Simmons is actually weird as shit.

Probably still wasn't correct. Just let the audience do their job. I was optimistic about the project and I still am but to a lesser extent. Seems like there are a lot of pressure points.
 
it's literally nothing
cutting it off at the "Here's how to do it the right way:" to make it look like he's about to get into teaching prospective camp counselors how to rape and get away with it is peak submediocre IQ shit, how the fuck did this get any legs
It got legs because the dude is a weirdo and likely early-stage tranny, and its fun as fuck to string up a witch.
 
Just remove the TTS if you arent gonna let people say shit on there. Guess what, any one who buys super chats isnt funny. Sorry to break it to you sam.
Not letting people sabotage your challenge in a fun way by shaking toy babies? Really fucking gay, are they actually just supposed to sit in a room all day and play with stim toys. Then wait 23 hours for sam to come in, break something, then leave? The challenges are also all half assed.
 
The IG post hashtags are much more damning than the book but the combination of everything is a really bad look
 
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