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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    778
keke said:
comments in this thread are saying stuff like Jon is having a full autistic retard spazz in the bathroom because of sensory overload as if he’s deep in the spectrum and 12. I think that’s bullshit. some people are just retarded, no autism required.
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He definitely has autism, as admitted by himself, but he's freaking out and crying because Simmons was the only person he trusted and opened up to, even said that he 'doesn't trust anyone anymore' after talking about past experiences. It's not sensory overload, it's trusting a pedo.
 
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Josie got a new ball from the crew!
 
Vance taking Ls left and right, Seems like he and Letty want to form an evil trio with Josie, although I'm not sure how much she would contribute cause she's always doing her own thing
 
Update for those who aren't catching this live.
Lette asks Vance if he has a secret alliance with Damiel. (He does)
She also asks if he was talking about about her earlier with Damiel. (He was, said she can't be trusted and is conniving)
Vance denies having an alliance and denies talking behind her back.
She pressures further knowing damn well he was.
He deflects saying he doesn't have any secret alliances but if she wants to start one...
She IMMEDATELY starts plotting who can be in her new alliance.
"I'm not going to stop being sneaky" She says.
She basically throws Jon under the bus saying everyone is going to be against him and she wants to jump ship.
 
Doubly Punished Snigger said:
If I were Sam, I wouldn't have kicked Simmons out. I would have printed copies of his books and forced him to read them out to the group, and given full context for his actions and behavior. Let the little shit stew in it for a while until he cracks and leaves
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While I'm sure Sam's disgust was true and genuine, I'm sure that a bigger reason for kicking him off was because of possible lawsuits. I don't think the legal liability is because of possible Simmons crimes but because he might have a case for false allegations and defamation if he was left on.
 
Giant Machine said:
Letty sinking her fangs into Vance in Bedroom 1 right now. This hoe gotta go.
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She sank her fangs, and folks, she's venomous... Vance looks like he has had a total of fifteen close friends his whole life, Violetta is a Discord cuckoo and jumps from nest to nest all the time. She knows what she's doing.
 
grapeshark77 said:
The "rules" of the show seem to have gone completely out of the window - I know it was already very loose anyway but having someone eliminated then returning / someone randomly tossed is not great for morale. Hopefully now that the site's back up they can focus if everyone doesn't bail.
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jet told the downstairs people "there will never be a disgraceful exit like that again" but they probably don't believe him
 
SpicyBoyKyle said:
Update for those who aren't catching this live.
Lette asks Vance if he has a secret alliance with Damiel. (He does)
She also asks if he was talking about about her earlier with Damiel. (He was, said she can't be trusted and is conniving)
Vance denies having an alliance and denies talking behind her back.
She pressures further knowing damn well he was.
He deflects saying he doesn't have any secret alliances but if she wants to start one...
She IMMEDATELY starts plotting who can be in her new alliance.
"I'm not going to stop being sneaky" She says.
She basically throws Jon under the bus saying everyone is going to be against him and she wants to jump ship.
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Vance has brought up Richard Hatch from Survivor season 1 numerous times. I think he thinks he's playing Ricahrd's game
 
We have peaked. This is the peak.

I hate to be a downer, but it's all downhill from here my dudes. I'm not too sad, we had a really good run.
 
dramamine said:
jet told the downstairs people "there will never be a disgraceful exit like that again" but they probably don't believe him
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More specifically he said they wouldn't be treated like that if it's a game elimination. Basically if you lose you will still get treated with respect.
 
Vance continues to give Letty advice about how to get closer to the other fish and says the other fish were poking fun at her for reading the Bible. He implies she should stop reading it to Jon. She pauses and responds that she like reading the Bible to Jon. She concludes she will talk to Sylvia and Josie more and that she doesn't know how to talk to Damiel.

Sorry for all the recaps, I just want every person who missed this shit to get some clarification, I still cannot believe we saw this live and it's not actors.
 
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