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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
convulsion swell said:
Don't be obtuse, they just can't stand the idea that their perfect mentally subnormal waifu is a freak, paired with viewing it as a deflection from Simmons being a weirdo.

Don't worry fishbros, both of them can be deranged speds SIMULTANEOUSLY.
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To be fair if it's contained to drawings it is literally harmless. My comment on her being a pedo was more on a joke to her "let the baby decide its gender as soon as it can talk"
 
Rayce Farelle said:
The kicker for me is that the smoking gun screenshot of the book is cut off after "This is how to do it the right way" to make it seem like he's talking about how to fuck campers instead of just how to handle such a situation responsibly. The entire thing is written in stilted english and its pretty clear that's not what he meant (why the FUCK would he publish it if it was).
I think people are chomping at the bit to defame him just because he's Jon's greatest ally, but it seems like Sam is intent on ruining Simmons' life
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Yeah that’s what bothers me. People here and tts are just echoing the pedo accusations, meanwhile the excerpt from that book looks like it was written by a janky script rather than a ESL Chinese man. I don’t think he actually typed those words, let alone meant them. But I do think it was very irresponsible to publish shit like that under his legal name.
I’m convinced because of the weird cross-dressing shit people are willing to believe he’s any kind of deviant people accuse him of. This is also why Sam is allowing tts to completely go in on him with minimal filtering. But I think I’ll need more evidence before I outright label him as a pedo.
 
Jon really goes from "I'm taking and killing your baby as soon as I get the chance" too "so how has everyones week been going" in less than a minute without even stopping. Its so glorious.
 
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Jon threatening Vance and Letty's baby
 
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I find the guro art to be weird as fuck but since many people here are saying that it's not that uncommon for teenage girls i guess there's no point in giving it much thought? I don't really know what to do with that information. Girls in my school used to draw bad Naruto traces and shit like that
 
Dekadeka said:
Not gonna deny it's gross, but the art on her DA just seems like classic teenage girl edginess. Cringe but not fetishistic
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It's genuinely difficult to find an autistic girl who hasn't drawn guro at some point or another. No shit it's gross and weird, but autistic girls going through puberty latch onto it for some reason. Whether it's a comfort thing, a stress relief thing, or just something they find fun is up to interpretation. A heavily autistic girl who drew gore art when she was a teenager should be the least surprising thing here.

I agree there needs to be a debate/containment thread for the "which fish are pedophiles" arguments. I came back from a break to see updates and I don't know a darn thing about what's happened while I was gone.
 
Kalsarinännit said:
Seriously don’t understand why people are running damage control for this

“Nah drawing a 13yo getting his junk mutilated isn’t that bad”
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Simps are panicking and trying to save the chick they've been obsessed with because of the sunk cost

Also Jon the GOD being honest about his retarded evil plans is so wholesome (and retarded)
 
This Is Violence Now said:
Jon simply needs to grab another team's baby (preferrably Letty's for perfect revenge) and just smash it to the ground. He's immune anyways, and doing that will punish Letty and Vance who deserve it, and also save Simmons.
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Jon needs to curbstomp Vance and Sylvia's mystery meat rapechild. Or slice it with a katana.
Angry Shoes said:
like it was written by a janky script
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IIRC someone posted proof earlier that part of one of Simmons' books was directly scraped from the subtitles of a youtube video that he didn't even make
 
Lokenstien said:
Jon really goes from "I'm taking and killing your baby as soon as I get the chance" too "so how has everyones week been going" in less than a minute without even stopping. Its so glorious.
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He's trying to get his guard down. He's been fixating on the baby thing all day, he's not going to let it go until there's some kind of resolution, even if that resolution is in the form of him spiking a BLM baby into the floor like a football
 
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