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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
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It just isn't what happened. He sexualized a suit, without considering it's kinda weird after a kid was revealed to be inside of it, cause the dude has autism. And the fact that you are not talking about the actual child porn Josie has drawn is proving my point. It's just guys who hate Simmons and want to believe he's a pedo to justify their hatred for him. Josie has drawn child porn and I don't even consider her a pedo, even though I dislike her, my bet is she's just a very weird autistic deviant who is reinforced by other scum around her to draw weird shit.
Hand waving so many different things all related to kids is so against Kiwi culture it isn’t funny. Again, you’d have to be autistic yourself to write of so much smoke to this particular fire.
 
It just isn't what happened. He sexualized a suit, without considering it's kinda weird after a kid was revealed to be inside of it, cause the dude has autism. And the fact that you are not talking about the actual child porn Josie has drawn is proving my point. It's just guys who hate Simmons and want to believe he's a pedo to justify their hatred for him. Josie has drawn child porn and I don't even consider her a pedo, even though I dislike her, my bet is she's just a very weird autistic deviant who is reinforced by other scum around her to draw weird shit.
let's be real now, simmons isn't jacking off to womens' clothing without the women in it. no one is. i get trying to clarify that he may just be a fucking moron instead of a downright kiddiefucker, but this is ridiculous.

as for josie, i already talked about her shitty deviantart guro, it's just not that hot of a topic compared to simmons. what do you want me to say?

But he didn't put the tag there himself most likely. Like in the case of the book he's letting automated programs do the work for him and not double checking, that's the point. he's not a pedophile, he's just immensely retarded
it literally doesn't matter whether or not he had an AI generate the tags or if he handwrote every single one himself. he still sexualized a child. how is this hard to get?
 
It just isn't what happened. He sexualized a suit, without considering it's kinda weird after a kid was revealed to be inside of it, cause the dude has autism. And the fact that you are not talking about the actual child porn Josie has drawn is proving my point. It's just guys who hate Simmons and want to believe he's a pedo to justify their hatred for him. Josie has drawn child porn and I don't even consider her a pedo, even though I dislike her, my bet is she's just a very weird autistic deviant who is reinforced by other scum around her to draw weird shit.
"I was only sexualizing the clothing the child was wearing officer, not the child itself." I'm sorry but that sounds so fucking retarded, dude.
 
i already said whether or not he deserves to be called pedo is up to debate. what isn't is that he sexualized a child. that's literally the only part that matters.

it's like trying to argue that manslaughter isn't murder; no shit it isn't, but someone still ended up fucking dying by your hand.
Again, you're arguing like the tags are there because he deliberately put them himself, when that's unlikely given context. The video itself is something whatsapp aunts would innocently share among themselves, you're trying too hard to paint Simmons as a pedo
 
If anyone's wondering, Damiel moved Jon's other shoe to the bottom left drawer of the dresser in bedroom 4.
I honestly think he didn't do it maliciously and forgot because he's a druggie.
Edit: he found it hidden in the top right drawer when he was putting away his things
 
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It would be difficult to say which I find the most annoying, Jon's lisp, or Damiel slurring his speech after frying too many braincells
 
Don't attribute malice to what may just be retardation. Everything about his social media activity suggests he has zero self awareness. I'd really need to see something more concrete before making such heavy accusations.
There’s a lot less room for interpretation with Josie’s child gore but the Josiecels just handwave it.
 
"I was only sexualizing the clothing the child was wearing officer, not the child itself." I'm sorry but that sounds so fucking retarded, dude.
You have to go through his mind. He sees a video of someone wearing a costume that turns his body into just two long legs. What is the joke you're gonna make about this vid? Of course something related to long legs. And what did he choose? For men who love long legs wink wink. It's just that, there's nothing more to it, I am ready to be proven wrong anytime if some actual evidence is posted that he's a pedo but so far this isn't it.
 
I tuned in just as the guy was reading a comment about the other restream getting struck down by Sam Hyde while Sam can’t even get his own website working lmao
Yeah, that's pretty much what all of his comments are saying. People are only there because the website doesn't work and they are pissed because he talks constantly so nobody can hear the fish. His microphone is on super loud and he's advertising some retarded energy drink. The re-stream is basically useless
 
Again, you're arguing like the tags are there because he deliberately put them himself, when that's unlikely given context. The video itself is something whatsapp aunts would innocently share among themselves, you're trying too hard to paint Simmons as a pedo
beyond what i've already said beyond the simple fact that he, intentionally or otherwise, sexualized a child, you're forgetting the part where he could have deleted or edited the tags at any given time, but chose not to. that sort of negligence should speak for itself.
 
You have to go through his mind. He sees a video about someone wearing a costume that turns his body into just two long legs. What is the joke you're gonna make about this vid? Of course something related to long legs. And what did he choose? For men who love long legs wink wink. It's just that, there's nothing more to it, I am ready to be proven wrong anytime if some actual evidence is posted that he's a pedo but so far this isn't it.
You’re jumping through a lot of hoops to defend a pedophile.
 
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Out of curiosity did anyone manage to catch the clip of Sylvia flashing her copy of Industrial Society and its Future to the upstairs hallway cam earlier today? It too bad she's fat and anti-social, her reading choices are pretty interesting.
 
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