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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
simmons sounding extremely irritated rn. i almost hope they don't throw him out and we get to see him have a breakdown
 
Simmons is getting toasted by TTS messages.
>Pitbull's and Simmons' propensity for kids
>Epstein Island
>Camp counselor stories
>his books
>the fucking post on IG

I love it.
If they get their hands on a copy of that book, Simmons must be forced to read it to them.
 
If they get their hands on a copy of that book, Simmons must be forced to read it to them.
Have Goldstriker deliver it personally so he can actually force the reading to happen with the handycam guys catching it at multiple angles
 
It would be amazing if Jet took the suggestion to not only print out the camp book but all of Simmons books. The Complete Works is a fucking doozy, I'm going through it now
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pretty pathetic that the producers won't let TTS call Sylvia a hog or talk about Lettie's terminally online adventures but are letting through all of these nonce accusations against Simmons
 
Simmons is stupid for not having already packed his things and fled the country back to China. It's legitimately over for him, his life is fucked from here on.
 

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$JON dips 2% for his pozzed beliefs
$JOSE rises 5% for being redpilled on the Hellen Keller question.
 
Pretty sure Sylvia just said she's infertile, she got the TTS about being a good mom and I heard her say something like "The infertility helps with everything"
 
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