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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    782
If Letty wasn’t a BPD nightmare I’d find some of her interaction with Jon and other masculine men endearing. Looks shouldn’t be your only quality you’re seeking in a woman and her need for validation from strong men is a genuinely healthy trait. The problem is pretty much everything else she has going on.
if her personality was normal and not a BPD scat fetishist toesucker her looks would be excusable. she isn't, so they really aren't.
 
Simmons pretending to sleep is a stress response. When I was a younger guy I got into some trouble and had a court date. The days I leading up to that date I just wanted to lay in bed all day.

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i really like the TTS messages with bogus news and current events. i'd really like it if jon or some other gullible sperg ended up believing nuclear missiles were flying over the second world for their duration of their fishtank stay.
 
Thank god for the moderated TTS, I'd hate for anything but Josie dick sucking and compliments to go through.
Isn't it obvious why they have to moderate it? With the sheer amount of dirt the internet has on the fish's it would be nonstop SIMMONS IS A PEDOPHILE, SYLVIA HAS AN ONLYFANS, JOSIE HAS A CUTTER INSTAGRAM ALT etc. People would get freaked out and start to leave.
 
I'm starting to think her skitzo cuck boyfriend was actually right when he said she made him that way. Just look at the effect she's having on you all and what she's already done to poor Vance.
BPD thots are the best in bed but will absolutely ruin your life over the slightest bullshit. As we've seen with Letty's previous Exes.
 
Isn't it obvious why they have to moderate it? With the sheer amount of dirt the internet has on the fish's it would be nonstop SIMMONS IS A PEDOPHILE, SYLVIA HAS AN ONLYFANS, JOSIE HAS A CUTTER INSTAGRAM ALT etc. People would get freaked out and start to leave.
They're moderating basic insults and only letting reddit humor through, don't pretend that's all that's being blocked.
 
"Keep your baby away from Simmons, especially at summercamp." BASED TTS.

Simmons responds "We got a creep."

Edit: Is he going to try to swing this into "Actually its really creepy how focused you guys are on my summercamp book. YOU'RE the weirdo."
 
i really like the TTS messages with bogus news and current events. i'd really like it if jon or some other gullible sperg ended up believing nuclear missiles were flying over the second world for their duration of their fishtank stay.
Man, it sure would be a "shame" if someone sent in a TTS that says Andrew Tate was found dead this morning.
 
Isn't it obvious why they have to moderate it? With the sheer amount of dirt the internet has on the fish's it would be nonstop SIMMONS IS A PEDOPHILE, SYLVIA HAS AN ONLYFANS, JOSIE HAS A CUTTER INSTAGRAM ALT etc. People would get freaked out and start to leave.
I don't think they'd leave, but it'd be horribly unfunny after the first day and the fishes would just start ignoring TTS completely. Same with the OMG UKRAINE JUST GOT NUKED news, just makes them ignore all TTS news.
 
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