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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
She's ugly and freaky but also very, very sexy. It's annoying being so attracted to her.
I really fucking hate that I know what you mean.
I'm starting to think her skitzo cuck boyfriend was actually right when he said she made him that way. Just look at the effect she's having on you all and what she's already done to poor Vance.
 
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Letty is a five. Maybe a six on a good day if she’s dressed up, but even then she’s still probably a five. People simp for her because this show makes them feel intimate with the characters. Seeing a woman 24/7 and having to constantly hear the laugh she pulls is a trap for lots of guys who haven’t had previous connections.

The problem is the obesity rate. Letty is the weight a normal woman should be. So she is gonna get a lot more attention from men just by not being in the 65% obese group.
 
insane how Jon is always either the best or the worst person in the house, and it can change hourly
This right here is why Jon is easily my favorite of the bunch. Dude goes from "lovable retard who says the funniest shit ever" to "ear grating sperg who pisses off everyone in hearing distance" at the flip of a switch. It's fascinating. It's a good thing he's there too, because this would be pretty tame and boring so far without him.
 
Letty's hungry and trying to make food while holding the baby, Jon offers to make her food, meanwhile Vance, Letty's actual "partner", is just standing around looking like a dumb oaf.

Simmons awakens to ask Jon to also cook him food, which Jon agrees to do.
 
Letty is a five. Maybe a six on a good day if she’s dressed up, but even then she’s still probably a five. People simp for her because this show makes them feel intimate with the characters. Seeing a woman 24/7 and having to constantly hear the laugh she pulls is a trap for lots of guys who haven’t had previous connections.
If Letty wasn’t a BPD nightmare I’d find some of her interaction with Jon and other masculine men endearing. Looks shouldn’t be your only quality you’re seeking in a woman and her need for validation from strong men is a genuinely healthy trait. The problem is pretty much everything else she has going on.
 
"Jon Vance kidnapped your baby and Letty shook it around." over TTS!!!

Jon and Vance grin at each other, Jon crossing his arms.
 
I swear I saw Damiel take the batteries out of his baby; the literal definition of killing it for this challenge. He looks completely checked out from this entire experience.

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Riveting content from the definition of a deadbeat. Also why does he get to avoid the camera a second time?

So glad Damiel is back. He's producing some grade A content in the last 16 hours.
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I suspect Damiel legitimately doesn't want to be there anymore. And Jet's pet flying wiggers are forcing him without realizing Damiel wants to fuck off. How the fuck do you be so bitchmade you seethe over someone apologizing to you? How the fuck can Damiel fans like this complete seething bitch when he constantly proves he's got less balls than neutered dog?
 
First TTS is telling Jon that Vance kinapped the baby and Letty shook it. Jon looks at them and they say "Really? You believe that?" Jon goes back to making food.
 
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