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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
Simmons is still pretending to be asleep
Seriously, how is he expecting to get away from this? His exaggerated yawns are pissing me off too, "whooo boy, I'm sooooo tired. Nobody better ask me about my diddling while I'm THIS sleepy!" Imagine the absolute panic in his head and how sweaty his palms must be while he searches in vain for what he can possibly say...and he has to put on a calm face for the 6 gorillion watchers. That's a YIKES from me, sweaty.
 
I'm not sure why everyone is so keen on getting Simmons gone. These Chinese, homosexual-denying, anxious-avoidant, alternative medicine guzzling, glitch-in-the-matrix types are a gold mine for content. I would keep him in, get rid of one of the milquetoast slugs instead.
 
I'm not sure why everyone is so keen on getting Simmons gone. These Chinese, homosexual-denying, anxious-avoidant, alternative medicine guzzling, glitch-in-the-matrix types are a gold mine for content. I would keep him in, get rid of one of the milquetoast slugs instead.
i'm not necessarily keen on having him gone (from the show, real life is another story) but i am keen on watching him suffer.
 
I suppose if that were the case he'd have brought some plushies or fidget toys for her, that instantly gets you an idolized reputation with the Josie faction
[Charisma 7] I don't know why you listen to the EDM tracks when SGaP exists.
[Guns 40] Ever want to see how easy it is to turn mechanical pens into airsoft guns?
[Perception 37/35] You know, you seem unfazed by Letty bringing up guro.
[Speech 30/27] I, for one, think you would stim better with a Bop-It than the penguin thing!
[Intelligence 46/50] Uhhh... you ever read the IDW comics?
 
Jon definitely wears the pants in this relationship. Dumbass Simmons dropping shit, it could have been the baby!
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Jon teaching Vance and Letty about the rainbow's biblical significance.

Edit: He briefly mentions "the old covenant", and then moves into talking again about how all media has an agenda.
 
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It is 2pm for Christ's sake. These Pigs better be fried bacon to justify being dead this long. The producers really need to implement an up by 12 rule at least, preferably with the sharks blasting circus music into their rooms until they leave and go downstairs.
 
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It is 2pm for Christ's sake. These Pigs better be fried bacon to justify being dead this long. The producers really need to implement an up by 12 rule at least, preferably with the sharks blasting circus music into their rooms until they leave and go downstairs.
Mauro at least has the excuse of being up all night reading and taking care of the baby, but Sylvia might actually just be dead, medical staff inbound.
 
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Jon teaching Vance and Letty about the rainbow's biblical significance.

Edit: He briefly mentions "the old covenant", and then moves into talking again about how all media has an agenda.
it amuses me how Jon is prostelyzing to the harlot and making her read the bible to him while simultaneously resisting her advances. He truly is doing the lord's work.
 
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