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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 60 7.6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 92 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 179 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 411 51.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 50 6.3%
  • Total voters
    792
Lokenstien said:
I love how Jon is intetly staring at his lost shoe he found in the drawer as well. I think it was placed there after Damiel left but I'm sure Jon is thoroughly convinced that its more than enough evidence of baby stealing.
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Pretty sure Damiel put the shoe in the drawer after saying something like "I don't want this pozloading my neghole my stuff"
 
DryRaisin said:
>Damiel claims that he will fuck Jon up, that he's a pussy and so on
>Jon sits in his room waiting for him to come out of the shower
>Takes like three showers and most likely texts the crew for advice


Why do people root for this guy again?
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This is hilarious, though. He's hiding in the shower from an angry volatile retard who wants to go chimp-mode all over his ass for something he actually didn't do. Damnation never delivered lots of content, but when it did it was good.
 
curbside2 said:
I thought Sylvia would be #1 to fuck your life up but that award goes to Letty.
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Sylvia has been such a titanic disappointment it's not even funny. Mrs. "Autistic meltdown" is probably the most shy and quiet (and boring) fish in the tank.

At least it's fun when she comes on stream and people start spamming " 🐖 🐷 🐽 🐗 PIG SIGHTING, ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ THERE IS A WILD HOG IN THE FISH TANK" 🐖 🐷 🐽 🐗 "
 
If Dam was actually entertaining, he would tell Jon that yes, he took the baby, and that it's fair to do in a game where everyone is competing for the grand prize. He then tells Jon that he should be more careful and that he shouldn't trust anyone. That would be funny, especially if it caused Jon to become extremely paranoid and if it caused him to try and sabotage everyone else.

But since the staff appear to suck at thinking things out, I expect Dam to just say "I DIDN'T DO IT FUCK OFF" or something until Jon leaves.
 
Damiel stop blue balling me and leave the damn bathroom, this chigger is the biggest pussy
 
CoolFool said:
If Dam was actually entertaining, he would tell Jon that yes, he took the baby, and that it's fair to do in a game where everyone is competing from the prize. He then tells Jon that he should be more careful and that he shouldn't trust anyone. That would be funny, especially if it caused Jon to become extremely paranoid and if it caused him to try and sabotage everyone else.

But since the staff appear to suck at thinking things out, I expect Dam to just say "I DIDN'T DO IT FUCK OFF" or something until Jon leaves.
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Either way One of them will sperg out
 
A bit disappointed I didn't get involved in the Vance bashing last night. But just to recap Vance is massive cuck. It used to be a joke, but the way he tried to manipulate Letty against Jon, only for Letty to turn it on its head and go 20 minutes talking about how she doesn't find him annoying and that he's charming/funny was top kek. Vance once again being cucked while only being able to say yeah. I'm not exaggerating when I say that might have been a worse emasculation than Damiel getting btfo'd by Jon.

He went from talking shit about Letty to actively taking orders from her, and he thinks he's the big brain super villain? What a pussywhipped loser. I do be believe Jon is the only one in the house that Letty respects due to his autism and retardation making it clear he has no ill intent. If Jon has a problem with somebody he's going to ask them questions and confront them. There's no malice present. I cannot believe Vance took last night's conversation with Letty as a win to the point of listening to her on what to do. He is now officially a cuck in my eyes. Not even kidding.
 
Damiel is trying to dissolve into the drain, hoping to reappear outside the house, that's the only reason he'd be on his 4th/5th shower now.
EDIT: Literally walks out right after I post this.
 
Jon starts it with an apology, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Edit: spelling
 
Jon begins with an apology, get jebaited, there is no fight for you! Damiel quaking in his boots for nothing
 
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