🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Is this actually true? I really find this believable. View attachment 5089091

Josiechads... are we tired of winning yet?

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[The Blue Morpho]

If Vance's girlfriend is watching this, she's probably cringing at seeing him fall into a web woven by the most blatantly manipulative woman in the tank. He told us that he's still siding with Damiel who is an idiotic filipino wigger hypebeast never meant to be a real contestant. If Vance thinks the two of them can outdeceive Violetta, he's out of his mind.

As one of the more vocal Damiel enjoyers in this thread I will say that investing in him as an ally in this competition is pretty rarted no matter how you spin it. He's unreliable and untrustworthy. Somebody else suggested that maybe Vance's angle in buddying with Damiel is that he believes Damiel is his gateway into Jet's crew after the show is over.

 

[Tranny Farmer]

This whole thing reeked of scam since it was announced. I feel like Sam isn't proud of it. He sure knows how to fleece them paypiggies! Lolcows take note!

Also, did he ever post anything to back up the 10k/day claim?

 

[Aristides]

Is it just me, or does it sound like Jon is crying/sniffling?

He's assuming the exact same pose he did on the night of the tard rage when he was talking to Simmons for two hours straight. Legs spread out, elbows resting on his knees, Tate fingers. He was sniffling then, too. I guess this is just the pose he assumes when he's feeling contrite.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Jon is so innocent he is legit sad that someone in the house would try and sabotage him

 

[King George III]

Fuckin' Simmons sleeping again, instead of trying to calm his husband down.

 

[CoolFool]

This is why I hate Dam being brought back. He's no doubt talking to Jet or whoever and getting directions. And Vance and the others will know this, so it's not like they can trust anything he says or does from here on out. Jon is probably the only one who would be dumb enough to believe Dam isn't the plant and getting directions.

 

[LittleHam73]

Jon boutta bust down that door after he hears damiel go for his 3rd round of showering

"Hewes JONNY!"

 

[Small G genocide]

I'd honestly love to know more about what this is but I'm too tired/retarded to figure it out.

WEINBERGER, DAVID JAMES VS ZHU, SIMMONS

On 10/09/2019 WEINBERGER, DAVID JAMES filed a Family - Harassment court case against ZHU, SIMMONS in Los Angeles County Superior Courts. Court records for this case are available from Stanley Mosk Courthouse.

unicourt.com

As I'm reading, some jew (Maybe *the* david weinberger) filed a harassment suit against a Simmons zhu (Maybe *our* simmons) and the case was eventually thrown out.

 

[Master Wel]

This is why I hate Dam being brought back. He's no doubt talking to Jet or whoever and getting directions. And Vance and the others will know this, so it's not like they can trust him. Jon is probably the only one who would be dumb enough to believe Dam isn't the plant and getting directions.

Jon outright told Jet that Dam was the plant because he saw pics of them hanging out together after the swatting.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

assuming dam does have his phone, he would have it with him in the bathroom and jet or some other fag probably told him jon is sitting and waiting for him

He definitely has his phone again, he was sitting on the bed using it before they took him out of the game last time so you're likely right, they let him know Jon is waiting for him so he's stalling.

 

[Kikkoman]

Dam's first mission is to use all the hot water in the house.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Interesting how he said fucking with these kids would be the biggest mistake of a person's life, makes me think maybe he's just a really autistic foreigner and not a hardened pedophile

He's a deviant for sure but people are acting like there's definitive proof of him bad touching a kid and having tons of CSA material on his computer. There isn't, just footage of him rollerskating to anime music in a maid outfit.

 

[DryRaisin]

>Damiel claims that he will fuck Jon up, that he's a pussy and so on
>Jon sits in his room waiting for him to come out of the shower
>Takes like three showers and most likely texts the crew for advice


Why do people root for this guy again?

 

[Blitzsneed]

The showering is over. It begins.

EDIT: COME OUT, YOU FUCKING CHIGGER CHICKEN.

 

[BruceOfHeem]

Interesting how he said fucking with these kids would be the biggest mistake of a person's life, makes me think maybe he's just a really autistic foreigner and not a hardened pedophile

retards like Simmons fall into the exploitative sub slot of the opportunist slot like CWC and Cyrax. Most of the Opportunists wont take advantage of children I don't believe Simmons would do it as he has sufficient critical thinking skills to know it's a bad idea

 

[Lokenstien]

I love how Jon is intetly staring at his lost shoe he found in the drawer as well. I think it was placed there after Damiel left but I'm sure Jon is thoroughly convinced that its more than enough evidence of baby stealing.

 

[Polska krowa]

The best outcome is Sam brings gloves for both of them and locks them together in the garage for the night to fight it out. I'm sure that they won't be allowed to do that for legal reasons, but would be the funniest option

 

[meat boy]

I like the idea of them having an inside guy who can fuck shit up with help of outside influence. It's just a huge shame that Damiel is such an unlikeable archetype. Know many like him irl - straight up insufferable. :-(

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

The best outcome is Sam brings gloves for both of them and locks them together in the garage for the night to fight it out. I'm sure that they won't be allowed to do that for legal reasons, but would be the funniest option

Jon has retard strength, Damiel is a druggie that definitely doesn't drink milk.
Shot one fractures Damiel's skull.