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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 61 7.7%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 92 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 180 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.8%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 50 6.3%

  • Total voters
    795
I really wanted to like Damiel, even after him being exposed early on as the plant I was still ready to buy-in to Damnation myself but instead of doing funny stuff fucking with the other fish he just seems more confrontational and just an asshole. And now after between him openly being on his phone on camera and posting pictures with Chris from a casino after getting removed from the house I can't help but see everything as a big middle finger to the viewers. Dude said he was a groupie so I guess at least he was honest about that, because he just fees like he's there to hang out with Sam's hanger-ons.
I don't know if this is true but people have been saying Damiel is a homeless couch surfing druggie. If this is true I wouldn't be surprised if the reason he's back is because he literally just wants a bed to sleep in
 
Fellas, is it gay to worry about your girlfriend's feelings?

I get that he sounded like a cuck but cut the man some slack, he's been surrounded by exclusively retards for the last week and probably isn't in the best mental space.

And before you say I'm just a delusional Vance fan, I'm not even rooting for him to win, I'm Jonpilled all the way.
He's playing it up for the audience. Vance goes hours at a time without doing anything, he gets called down by the producers, then he comes back up and does something so wacky and le random too artificially boost Vancecoin (100% because the producers told him to). Then he immediately goes back to being a quiet normie. Same thing happened here. He got called down, then he came back up with a sob story. And now he's incredibly quiet and barely doing anything. It's an endless cycle.
 
Then again this highlights a possible motive going on. The two twitter favorites sharing a bedroom with one of them having producers stalking her snack supply to look if anyone else has raided it. This sounds like either an attempt to make Josie crack or a way of driving the other six into paranoia.
I hope "the plan" with Damiel is to get Josie to visibly hate him, either to kill his fanbase or promote a lucrative TTS civil war between their two fanbases
I don't know if this is true but people have been saying Damiel is a homeless couch surfing druggie. If this is true I wouldn't be surprised if the reason he's back is because he literally just wants a bed to sleep in
Edit: I find this very believable. He talked about working as a roadie and has lots of stories about living in bad neighborhoods San Fran and partying and doing lots of drugs. He's like the platonic form of a roving scene kid hopping from couch to couch in pursuit of the next party.
 
autogynephiles, pedos and dogfuckers all seem to share the same broken brain mental illness. Its not suprising to find out that someone is more than one of those things at the same time.
 
Whoever said Damiel was drugged out, I'm about 99% sure you are correct. I really didn't connect the dots at first but he slept A LOT those initial days in the house (like 16+ hours, easily) and now the first and only thing we've seen him do since he's gotten back into the house is read a comic for an hour and sleep. I wasn't watching when he got back to the house, but did the sharks carry him in on his mattress by any chance?
 
He's playing it up for the audience. Vance goes hours at a time without doing anything, he gets called down by the producers, then he comes back up and does something so wacky and le random too artificially boost Vancecoin (100% because the producers told him to). Then he immediately goes back to being a quiet normie. Same thing happened here. He got called down, then he came back up with a sob story. And now he's incredibly quiet and barely doing anything. It's an endless cycle.
I noticed that too this last time. Did he get called down by producers before he screamed in his room too?
 
Vance talked about stuff he had put online. He even specifically named his youtube skit channel he claims H3H3 stole ideas from.
That's true, I guess with that you could just check the subscriptions of H3H3 and find him and the rest of his stuff.
Jon put his handle out there so that's a giveaway right there.
Sylvia, it appears her OnlyFans used her real first name, and I suppose if your general location is listed in OnlyFans, there's probably not that many camwhores in Tulsa named Sylvia.
What about Simmons? What'd he plug? Though I guess Simmons is an uncommon first name, and an Asian person named Simmons is even more uncommon.
What about Josie? She's out to lunch in her autism snowglobe world most of the time and doesn't really speak, how'd people find her?
 
Mauro being a good father, giving Big Mamma a much needed break to read about Charles Manson and the CIA niggers.
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Was each baby handed to the groups and not picked from a pile? I was only listening at the time and not paying much attention. Is it possible they set certain babies to cry less or more than others? Josie getting the easy baby and Simmons x Jon with the fussy baby.
 
Mauro being a good father, giving Big Mamma a much needed break to read about Charles Manson and the CIA niggers.
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Jokes aside, they're the only semi-healthy couple out of the 4.
Was each baby handed to the groups and not picked from a pile? I was only listening at the time and not paying much attention. Is it possible they set certain babies to cry less or more than others? Josie getting the easy baby and Simmons x Jon with the fussy baby.
Josie is just a goated mother.
 
Was each baby handed to the groups and not picked from a pile? I was only listening at the time and not paying much attention. Is it possible they set certain babies to cry less or more than others? Josie getting the easy baby and Simmons x Jon with the fussy baby.
The only differences was the races of the babies and Letty volunteered to take the black one.
 
Ah yes, because we know these producers are capable of this. I hate every single popular fishtank account on twitter. Every one of them has sucked Damiel off and they don't give a fuck about the overall "plot". 60% of the retards on twitter simp for Josie because of the clout they get from it. The other 40% are #TEAMDAMIEL ALL THE WAY. The only places I've seen good discourse between fans of the show is here. There's people I disagree with in this thread, but they still bring up good conversations.
I like the account for the constant updates but the fishtank.livetweets (@fishtankdotlive) guy was gargling his balls so hard in the Twitter space it was crazy.
 
Question, what was the route by which each member of the show was doxed so thoroughly?
I think analyzing this would make for a great internet hygiene/privacy guide. If you can safeguard your identity and private info from 20k ravenous MDE fans, that's a pretty big opsec attack surface covered.
I know that Letty was found by searching her face with an AI facial recognition tool called Pimeye which led users to her real name, after which her Ex-BF leaked the nudes and what have you, what about the rest of the cast?
Specifically I wonder about characters like Vance or Josie, who didn't seem to have a huge presence online, and not specifically one that was tied to their real names.
How did people find so much from just a face, a first name, and their state?
Obviously Mauro was pretty easy to find because that's not a common name.
uh, great theory on Letty, but her ex boyfriend was on discord day 1 providing her real name
 
That's true, I guess with that you could just check the subscriptions of H3H3 and find him and the rest of his stuff.
Jon put his handle out there so that's a giveaway right there.
Sylvia, it appears her OnlyFans used her real first name, and I suppose if your general location is listed in OnlyFans, there's probably not that many camwhores in Tulsa named Sylvia.
What about Simmons? What'd he plug? Though I guess Simmons is an uncommon first name, and an Asian person named Simmons is even more uncommon.
What about Josie? She's out to lunch in her autism snowglobe world most of the time and doesn't really speak, how'd people find her?
I missed how people initially found Josie but she used the same username for everything so once one thing was found so was everything else.
 
Was each baby handed to the groups and not picked from a pile? I was only listening at the time and not paying much attention. Is it possible they set certain babies to cry less or more than others? Josie getting the easy baby and Simmons x Jon with the fussy baby.
They were hand-picked by Sam, and Jet said earlier (I think by accident) that Letty's was turned off
 
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