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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 61 7.7%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 92 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 179 22.5%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 50 6.3%

  • Total voters
    794
He's backed himself into a corner. He was on camera talking shit about two of the most talkative contestants behind their backs. He knows he's on camera, and it's going to be hard jumping into group conversations now without looking like a massive two-faced weasel.
pretty retarded of him to do that when TTS will inevitably inform the whole group that he’s a spineless coward. all that for 10 minutes of ego boosting and circlejerking for a druggie chigger.
 
I catch up on like 100 pages of content and now it's come out that Simmons is maybe(?) possibly(?) definitely(?) a pedophile?
Some part of me is not at all surprised that someone had to be exposed this way, of course it was the one who advertises his skills as a drag queen.
 
It’ll get lost in the sea of Josie simps and people calling Letty a whore
You'd think so, but for all his idiocy Jon is actually pretty perceptive as well as paranoid about what others think of him. I think he'll get the message sooner or later and press Vance. He's already had words with him about his two-faced nature before.
 
I admit that I was pretty hyped when Damiel returned. The internet is a pretty cool thing though, and you've presented a lot of good arguments against his presence. I hereby renounce my Damnation citizenship. :(
King Jon's Court will always issue forgiveness and accept righteous and pious individuals to smite the unholy(simmons).
 
jon "once i accepted death, i didn't die"
coming around to this guy during the nighttime soft spoken era
 
View attachment 5088141 just realized jon has fetal alcohol face shape
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godspeed you autistic sperg :semperfidelis:
 
I catch up on like 100 pages of content and now it's come out that Simmons is maybe(?) possibly(?) definitely(?) a pedophile?
Some part of me is not at all surprised that someone had to be exposed this way, of course it was the one who advertises his skills as a drag queen.
Reading the Bill Gates book to people should've also been a red flag.
 
He's backed himself into a corner. He was on camera talking shit about two of the most talkative contestants behind their backs. He knows he's on camera, and it's going to be hard jumping into group conversations now without looking like a massive two-faced weasel.
It wouldn't be that hard, it'd be reasonable to try to build bridges and hang out instead of pacing like a loser.
Only Josie can pull off pacing on the side like that, anyway.
 
Jon wants to have a heart to heart with Damiels.
The other fish don't think it's fair that Damiels was given a break and allowed to use his phone. Whoever speculated this was bang on the money
The dumb part is that fatass Chris (b9tumor) was on the Fishtank twitter space acting like the whole Damiel situation is all a part of some elaborate plan.
 
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