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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 60 7.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 92 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 179 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 52.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 50 6.3%

  • Total voters
    793
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put the papas down!!!
 
Source dude bro trust me.
When asked about Ethen (((Klein))) she said she doesn’t watch videos by people like him. She’s goose stepped. And the Dr. Goldberg sketch was her deal. She even did the Jewish shekle meme for the camera. She’s discord poisoned and her ex is super leftist. Women tend to swing against whatever they had before.
 
Jon seems to only act out if he has someone to impress, kinda like a middle-schooler. Jason Goldstriker is coming? Time to be alpha as fuck and workout really hard so I can out-sweat him when he arrives. Letty talking about books? She should read this cool new thing called the Holy Bible™ that you should read out loud so we can talk about it.

I'll double-down on me saying he reminds me of AirsoftFatty but he also reminds me of basically anyone who crafts their personality around the people they talk to and tries to impress them at every turn.
The Bible study session was kino and absolutely based and you cannot tell me otherwise. Jon had her read like 20 Psalms while having her wrapped around his finger the whole time.
 
Winning challenges by having a triple-digit IQ is his only hope. At this point it's unlikely that he kicks it up a notch with a move like actually confronting Jon or seducing Letty.
You can really hear how passive he is when he talks. There's no fire in his voice. He truly sounds like what I imagine a gluehead would. The only conversation he's had where he sounds like he has a pulse is when he was unloading about Jon to his boy Damiel, and that's just because I think having Damiel there makes him feel more confident.

She is fat and literally does nothing besides being fat.
Not true, she also secretly eats when everyone is in bed and claims she's not hungry when everyone is awake
 
Clicked on the garage cam cause I saw Vance looking like he was praying and the fucker despawns. Kind of miss the live feeds, cost be damned, made tracking them a lot less annoying.
i was able to sign up and watch the cams without paying anything in the last 30 minutes or so.
 
When asked about Ethen (((Klein))) she said she doesn’t watch videos by people like him. She’s goose stepped. And the Dr. Goldberg sketch was her deal. She even did the Jewish shekle meme for the camera. She’s discord poisoned and her ex is super leftist. Women tend to swing against whatever they had before.
Oh that's why her ex is a fuckin nutter. He's literally that stonetoss feminist comic
 
Kind of endearing to see the women folk latch on to the fake babies so quickly. Motherhood is so beautiful :)
Could also be the fishbux.
 
And everyone shits on Jon for being annoying but he always keeps the conversations going.
Jon's a good job of tidying up. What a good boy
I'm convinced the emotional teardown Sam gave him is what drove the sudden wave of normalcy that's overcome him tonight. "I'm so mad at myself," he said. Guilt seems to be what holds the Jontism back the most, which is disheartening.
 
I don’t know who brought up part of the experiment may be turning autistic internet degenerates into normal people but the baby thing seems like further evidence.
 
I'm convinced the emotional teardown Sam gave him is what drove the sudden wave of normalcy that's overcome him tonight. "I'm so mad at myself," he said. Guilt seems to be what holds the Jontism back the most, which is disheartening.
He'll be back at it in the morning. Sam tuckered him out in the garage with his boxing coach.
 
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