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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    782
Oh my god, Jon walked in B4 and asked "did I stain anything on you? If you find anything that's stained, I'm sowwy and I can clean it fow you too." Vance flipped him off as soon as he left. Jon is still down because Sam got mad at him. Get over it, you fatherless mushmouth.
 
Haven't looked into this at all but this doesn't seem like him at all. Whoever this Simmons Zhu is, he's semi-successful and lives in California, a far cry from the New England loser in the tank.
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Holy fuck Vance is such a pussy, lacks the balls to confront Jon and keeps pantomiming behind his back. Beta cuck behavior. Call him on his shit if it bothers you that much. Even Simmons, the fucking tranny child groomer managed to do as much.

 
Damiel seething in Josie's room, claiming he's going to take it over for himself, pretending he's not avoiding Jon as much as possible.
Vance hanging out with him, thinking it'll make him seem cooler.
Everyone else just napping in the living room, avoiding Damiel.

Energy in the fishtank nose dived when this chigger faggot walked back in.
 
Oh my god, Jon walked in B4 and asked "did I stain anything on you? If you find anything that's stained, I'm sowwy and I can clean it fow you too." Vance flipped him off as soon as he left. Jon is still down because Sam got mad at him. Get over it, you fatherless mushmouth.
Damn bro chill. The guy is just apologizing and making amends.
 
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Where is his tardcap? I thought it was his punishment for acting like himself. Also:

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Josie got the blankey. Actual stimmy mommy instinct. She stays winning this competition.
 
Holy fuck Vance is such a pussy, lacks the balls to confront Jon and keeps pantomiming behind his back. Beta cuck behavior. Call him on his shit if it bothers you that much. Even Simmons, the fucking tranny child groomer managed to do as much.

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Yeah I can't approve of this sort of behavior, even if Jon is a -11 IQ mustard stomping aspie. Vance starting to show his true colors smh.
 
Holy fuck Vance is such a pussy, lacks the balls to confront Jon and keeps pantomiming behind his back. Beta cuck behavior. Call him on his shit if it bothers you that much. Even Simmons, the fucking tranny child groomer managed to do as much.

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I said it yesterday (I think?), it's that passive aggressive Seattle shit. He'll talk shit behind your back and very rarely directly confront someone. He's been doing it the whole time he's been in the house.
 
He really needs to get into Hollywood. Where he goes during the day please ignore that super secret, now ignore that the strip mall he went to is totally barren of any business and the cars in the parking lot have fake license plates. Don't you dare criticize the glorious CCP chinese american or you'll be arrested.
 
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