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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
This challenge is kind of a tossup IMO

1. Josie figuratively and literally rocks like nobody's business
2. Letty seems capable in a batshit alimony-chasing kind of way
3. Sylvia and Mauro seem like they have effort to spare on the thing
4. I honestly have a good feeling about Simmons' parenting abilities as a doting, subby transmom.
 
Vance and Letty won't talk about their strategy because Jon's wife is in the hallway, but they'll talk shit about Jon. Letty knows what she's doing, knowing Simone will tell Jon about it later. Simmons lying about his book again, with half-truths.
 
I don't even know if Sam and co. pinning Simmons to this loss would stick, if footage shows he did well, if not better than anyone, while being hassled by staff, and he still catches the boot, with 20k+ on the line that lawyer talk from before might end up being relevant.
 
Still not sure what the intention of bringing Damiel back is. He sucked before, he sucks now, and he will continue to suck.
 
Jon, buddy, that walls not gonna come clean. It's like watching a wetawded puppy try and reach a ball under a couch.
 
If anyone sues Sam after this it will be Simmons. I can see him arguing he’s been defamed by the show. The chat is ravenous about him right now. This could be an EDP situation. The creep may never work again.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Whoever said this show succeeds despite the producers was absolutely correct. I can't even think of something off the top of my head that they've done right. Website was down for way longer than it should've been. You can't rewind shit. No tts queues.

This show is good because of the contestants and the bonds they have with each other. And now they completely ruin any sense of fairness putting all the contestants in a catatonic state. And for what? So Damiel can scream? He's gonna be even worse now that he knows he has fans.
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I said that and I knew this is what was going to happen. Utter deflation.
 
Despite all the weird shit about Simmons I believe in CCP agent theory.

Also Letty needs to be punished for being Jon except instead of dangerous autism it's dangerous manipulation.
 
curbside2 said:
If anyone sues Sam after this it will be Simmons. I can see him arguing he’s been defamed by the show. The chat is ravenous about him right now. This could be an EDP situation. The creep may never work again.
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Oh man, that's so horrible, why would Sam take those faggy pictures of Simmons, post them on the internet and write those creepy books using Simmons's name?
 
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