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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
As bad of a decision as it seems to let Damiel back in, I'm sure they have some kind of plan or idea going forward. At least, I really hope they don't let him just laze around doing absolutely nothing but be a faggot for the next 5 weeks.
 
The combination of lack of tts queues and Damiels return sucked the life out of everybody. It might be because Jon isn't present, but my God this is awkward. They blew there load way too fast.
 
I still can't sign up (didn't previously have a pass) despite trying it on multiple browsers. It says "unexpected token". Will it work eventually or am I fucked because I didn't have a pass or account before the site went down?
It will work. Don't refresh the page, just click the sign up button a lot of times. Use chrome.
 
Shark is staring down Simmons, who is sitting in the upstairs hallway for some reason. Now kicking his chair lmao
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Once Jon is released from the training dojo his autism ,lack of reading the room and being gassed up from the training session he will bring some true content.
 
As bad of a decision as it seems to let Damiel back in, I'm sure they have some kind of plan or idea going forward. At least, I really hope they don't let him just laze around doing absolutely nothing but be a faggot for the next 5 weeks.
How can any of you, after having watched how this whole shit show has gone basically from the beginning, honestly still be on the 'I'm sure they have a plan, guyz!' cope.

No the fuck they don't.
 
Vancecoin rising while he shits on Jon being annoying. Promises to kill Jon if they get partnered together.
 
Whoever said this show succeeds despite the producers was absolutely correct. I can't even think of something off the top of my head that they've done right. Website was down for way longer than it should've been. You can't rewind shit. No tts queues.

This show is good because of the contestants and the bonds they have with each other. And now they completely ruin any sense of fairness putting all the contestants in a catatonic state. And for what? So Damiel can scream? He's gonna be even worse now that he knows he has fans.
I don't even think he really has many actual fans, it seems like the only people who like him are either MDE/Jet crew, and the rest of the fans are MDE/Jet ballwashers who can't form an original thought for themselves. They see Sam or Hassle getting all hyped about this wigger and think he MUST be entertaining if their e-father figure likes him.
I guess if you really hate Jon, since he was the only guy to actually butt heads with Jon... maybe you'd like him, but now that he's been given a chance to return after showing his asshurt on social media, I can't imagine many besides the retards that let Sam/other internet celebrities do their thinking for them actually like this move.
It's maddening that once they finally got the site back up and actually had a pretty entertaining challenge, they went ahead and made the decision to fuck up again.
 
How are so many of you this stupid. This is a show about torturing the contestants, the rules don't fixing matter from the start. Fuck the chemistry, let chaos reign.
I just want the contestants to follow the same rules. Not allow someone to quit the show, go out playing at the casino, getting on twitter, then being brought back into the house. That ruins the horror house aspect.
 
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