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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
What surprises me is that this whole thing wasn't fucked up by the swattings (that never should've happened in the first place), but through the crew's total incompetence.
"Site down with a huge bill? This sucks shit, I'm getting worried."
"Swatted? Whoever is responsible for this, I hope they fucking die."
"Youtube stream? Better than nothing."
"Damiel being a fucking butthurt fag? At least he ain't coming back."
"Site up? Let's fucking go."
"Jon spraying the walls because of his retardation? Amazing."
"Damiel back? WHY ARE YOU BRINGING THIS CHIGGER BACK?"
"TTS going this hard and sending every fish into a catatonic state? This is not good."
Bringing Damiel back was a huge fucking mistake. This whole thing is completely fucked.
it might recover but for sure sent it into a tail spin
 
Despite the goal of the show being to fuck with these people at the very least the crew still treats them as human beings where as some of the people on TTS see them as just toys to play with. These retards have no idea how to make jokes to get a reaction but instead make comments that just shut everyone down.
 
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shark has been staring at simmons as he sits in a chair alone for the past few minutes
 
Kill Damiel. Behead Damiel. Roundhouse kick Damiel into the concrete. Slam dunk Damiel's baby into the trash can. Defecate into Damiel's food. Launch Damiel into the sun. Stir-fry Damiel in a wok. Toss Damiel into an active volcano. Urinate into Damiel's gas tank. Judo throw Damiel into a wood chipper. Twist Damiel's head off. Report Damiel to the IRS. Karate chop Damiel in half. Trap Damiel in quicksand. Crush Damiel in the trash compactor. Liquefy Damiel in a vat of acid. Eat Damiel. Dissect Damiel. Exterminate Damiel in the gas chamber. Stomp on Damiel's skull with steel-toed boots. Cremate Damiel in the oven. Lobotomize Damiel. Grind up Damiel in the garbage disposal. Drown Damiel in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Damiel with a ray gun. Kick Damiel down the stairs. Feed Damiel to alligators. Slice Damiel with a katana.
 
I still can't sign up (didn't previously have a pass) despite trying it on multiple browsers. It says "unexpected token". Will it work eventually or am I fucked because I didn't have a pass or account before the site went down?
 
Pretty sure Damiel was the one with the court date during the show. It's why he got "eliminated" and is now back, because he was never eliminated in the first place.
Even if that was true, I don't see any world where they don't just go "We have to take Damiel to something" (explain in interviews) and no one but Jon would be upset. Instead, if it was planned to get him out, he picked a fight with a tard and lost, they gave him his phone, had him break the rules, and just walk back in like it was nothing. The fish are not going to stay and deal with bullshit like the TTS if they can look at Damiel and think for even a second that he might just win because of Jet.
 
I still can't sign up (didn't previously have a pass) despite trying it on multiple browsers. It says "unexpected token". Will it work eventually or am I fucked because I didn't have a pass or account before the site went down?
Try clearing your browser's cookies and cache for fishtank.live. Worked for me earlier, but I had a pass so if it's that then I can't help you.
 
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