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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    782
Why the fuck aren't they manually approving TTS? These unfiltered TTS will make these fuckers dip fast
 
Why is it so fucking quiet in the living room right now? Jon leaves for thirty minutes to go boxing and there's absolutely nothing going on. Isn't this supposed to be a challenge? Isn't Damiel supposed to be doing something? He's just fucking cooking while everyone else sits in dead air.
 
Holy shit they are all just psychologically broken sitting on the couch in silence right now. I guess I can't blame them after Damiel got shown blatant favoritism and they realized Sam just kicks/keeps whoever he likes.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Why is it so fucking quiet in the living room right now? Jon leaves for thirty minutes to go boxing and there's absolutely nothing going on. Isn't this supposed to be a challenge? Isn't Damiel supposed to be doing something? He's just fucking cooking while everyone else sits in dead air.
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It's because TTS just started unearthing their personal life
 
You know, seeing all the cameras with the actual view counts so you know where to look is pretty nice:

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Too bad TTS is fucked up, the videos are shit quality and Sam is still going bankrupt because he used pay-as-you-go CDN AGAIN instead of cutting a deal for constant bandwidth. Have fun while it lasts. (:_(
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Why is it so fucking quiet in the living room right now? Jon leaves for thirty minutes to go boxing and there's absolutely nothing going on. Isn't this supposed to be a challenge? Isn't Damiel supposed to be doing something? He's just fucking cooking while everyone else sits in dead air.
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TTS was on for just long enough for them to realize the entire chat knows all their closet skeletons already
 
Can they just put a basic fucking queue on TTS already, it's impossible to have fun when you have five fucking messages overlap at once
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Why is it so fucking quiet in the living room right now? Jon leaves for thirty minutes to go boxing and there's absolutely nothing going on. Isn't this supposed to be a challenge? Isn't Damiel supposed to be doing something? He's just fucking cooking while everyone else sits in dead air.
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Well, at this point they've certainly realized Damiel's a retarded plant, and that anything they've said he's definitely seen. Congratulations on destroying the chemistry and structure that was working for the sake of your drug addled, wigger friend, Jet.
I hope it was worth it.
 
Blindeye said:
The special video TTS made me feel bad, and instantly destroyed whatever energy was left in the room, thanks TTS spergs
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dramamine said:
the one about her "special video" was kinda awful to hear/see, i'm sure the producers shit bricks. maybe they're puting in a chat filter for the TTS on the leaked nudes subject
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I take back what I said, I kind of wish the TTS did not spoil that, cause Damiel for sure was gonna bring it up if letty got involved with a dam jon argument, and the chigger dropping that out of nowhere, probably with letty storming off, would have made the house colder than the AC fishtoy could ever dream.
 
Doppio Vinegar said:
Jon is simultaneously the worst and best fish. Schrodinger's retard.
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He's just aggressive and loud around a bunch of passive conflict averse people. Damiel was only a foil because he talked shit back, but really how you handle a Jon is just to tell him to shut the fuck up and calm down.
Dont engage with his whiny faggot complaints, and tell him he's being a bitch. Instant loyal right hand man. He's only acting like he's in charge because no one else is telling him to be quiet.
 
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