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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    806
Great white shark brought Letty and Jon to R3 for private reading time and gave them a copy of 'How to play Minecraft' to read
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Letty has been given some sort of Minecraft book by White Shark. He's beginning to develop a "good cop" vibe, getting closer to the Fish. Jon also doesn't want to touch Josie's hairbrush.

 
Jon starts cheering about how happy he is the bible is the only book they are allowed to read aloud. Letty corrects him and says they can read things like minecraft stuff too. Then a shark quickly comes upstairs, leads letty and jon to their room, and gives them a minecraft book.
 
somewhere in letty's head she's trying to figure out how to make this minecraft picture book and the bible lead to jon dicking her down, in tear stricken denial of the reality of his autism.
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Jet came in and told Letty not to read copyrighted works out loud.
He comes back and tells them he's willing to print out fanfiction because that won't get them a copyright strike, unlike reading Twilight out loud. Here's the laundry list as I understood it, correct me if I'm wrong or there's something missing.
Jon
One scale, one watermelon, no fanfiction (the bible is all he needs)
Violetta
My Little Pony fanfiction, Twilight fanfiction ("but can you make it, like, the good stuff?"), Twin Peaks fanfiction (this one is a maybe, she only told Jet "I like Twin Peaks," he may or may not have jotted it down)
Vance
Johnny Bravo fanfiction (as a joke, get it? he's so funny!)
Simmons
Harry Potter fanfiction
Sylvia, Josie
neither of them ask for anything, if I'm not mistaken
Mauro
dead upstairs
 
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