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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    806
It’s called dickmatized.
I really just think that Letty thrives off male attention, and none of the other guys in the house provide in the same way.
Damiel left/Vance is in a relationship, so he doesn't give her the time of day/ and Mauro and Simmons are both gay (probably).
That leaves Jon.

Also I'm cracking up at Jet giving out Halo: Fall of Reach, and imploring them to only read the Bible or fanfics aloud.
 
Notice how Jet is getting less nice whenever he informs them of anything. If/when site is back up I expect he'll finally let hell loose
 
Jet came in and told Letty not to read copyrighted works out loud. He also gave her a copy of the halo reach book to read to herself. The bible can of course be read out loud, Jon takes the W

Jet came back again within the minute to ask the fish for names of series they like so they can find fanfiction that they fish can read out loud. Letty asks for "Twilight fanfiction...the good stuff..." This woman really needs to keep reading the bible
 
I really just think that Letty thrives off male attention, and none of the other guys in the house provide in the same way.
Damiel left/Vance is in a relationship, so he doesn't give her the time of day/ and Mauro and Simmons are both gay (probably).
That leaves Jon.

Also I'm cracking up at Jet giving out Halo: Fall of Reach, and imploring them to only read the Bible or fanfics aloud.
Agreed but Jon also has a fiancée, we'll see if he remains faithful, although he's on the edge as is
 
Jet is now taking requests for series to print fanfiction from.
Sylvia wants Twilight. Vance wants Harry Potter. Jon wants his Bible. Letty, of course, just wants some porn.
 
Simmons LOVES Harry Potter

Jon completely misunderstands what Jet is asking for and requests Rock & Morty

Jet promises website SOON and that everything will be permitted again
 
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