🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    806
Jon talking about an E-PC(???) was so boring that the feed cut to Snorlax instead. Got a good laugh out of me.

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my tinfoil is that mauro is a literal sleeper agent. halfway through the show he's gonna show his true alpha male colors and start herding everyone else around like sheep with his sheer size and stature.
 
I don't know why this shit is so addictive. I've been ignoring my other favorite lolcow threads for this live stream and thread.

Gotta call a quits at some point though. It's time for me to pull a Mauru and call it a night. Thanks in advanced to all the kiwis that give detailed play by plays, really helps catching up in the morning.
 
dramamine said:
my tinfoil is that mauro is a literal sleeper agent. halfway through the show he's gonna show his true alpha male colors and start herding everyone else around like sheep with his sheer size and stature.
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he's just saving his energy for the last few weeks so he can truly shine
 
dramamine said:
my tinfoil is that mauro is a literal sleeper agent. halfway through the show he's gonna show his true alpha male colors and start herding everyone else around like sheep with his sheer size and stature.
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Even better, he's bulking in preparation to fight mr Goldstriker in the ring during week 5
 
CoolFool said:
I don't know why this shit is so addictive. I've been ignoring my other favorite lolcow threads for this live stream and thread.

Gotta call a quits at some point though. It's time for me to pull a Mauru and call it a night. Thanks in advanced to all the kiwis that give detailed play by plays, really helps catching up in the morning.
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Probs cos the fish are likeable and not disgusting. None of em are weirdo rapists or what have you. They're palatable
 
It's not just jealousy production tbh, the crew probably watched Letty spend half her time just laying in bed looking at her phone notepad and wanted to make her knock it the fuck off
 
dramamine said:
my tinfoil is that mauro is a literal sleeper agent. halfway through the show he's gonna show his true alpha male colors and start herding everyone else around like sheep with his sheer size and stature.
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This would be more entertaining, but I don't think Mauro has it in him. The best thing he's provided are sealed lips that lull other fishes to start spilling their guts to him. That's why Mauro always attracts relatively candid conversations to his room for the last 2 days.
 
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