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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    807
Mr.Bucket said:
You missed earlier when they first took the couch apart and had it somewhat blocking the front door.
Double-posting because I never figured out how to add quotes to edited posts.
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Jesus Christ.

Have Jet and the guys said anything about the site coming back?
 
cobsongemmy said:
TTS did that first by subtly calling him a pedophile during the first burst
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I've said this before but not in this thread but simmons reminds me of amos yee

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so as i was googling amos yee to put in this post, i just came across amos' latest mugshot and holy fuck he looks like a kiddie fucker in this
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They should give Jon some Surstromming and say it's what Tate eats every day in Romania and that Andwew personally gifted it to him, that it will make him stwong, and that Tate says only wittle bitches can't handle it. Torment all the fishes, get some drama going after Jon inevitably opens it, and causes misery for days.
 
#damnation
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GatorAids said:
They should give Jon some Surstromming and say it's what Tate eats every day in Romania and that Andwew personally gifted it to him, that it will make him stwong, and that Tate says only wittle bitches can't handle it. Torment all the fishes, get some drama going after Jon inevitably opens it, and causes misery for days.
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they should bring only disgusting food there that only jon will eat
 
DustBuns said:
If they throw Damiel back in right now there's potential to ruin the payoff.
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nah this is perfect, like I said earlier jon is being set up to fail, throwing damiel back in would make him start to question Jason Striker and maybe the show itself.
Jon's conspiratorial nature will prompt him to be even more paranoid of other house members, he truly is the truman of this show.
 
TwoToedTed said:
Bringing damiel back would be dumb as fuck at this point. He was a shitty plant so would he just come back as a contestant?
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Just bring him back as an Entity but an aggressive one and give everyone in the house cattle prods, so whenever he appears they have to taser back into the basement to gain X hours of safety.
 
damn sam breaking stuff definitely turned a switch in their brains, they have been much more destructive and chaotic, and the living room was more or less alright until today lol
 
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