🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 416 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    810
Doubly Punished Snigger said:
Reminds me of something I read about how increased division of labor negatively impacts the retarded for some reason
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They can only do one thing at a time and get super comfy with doing it. We had a sped cart pusher. Was like 24 with the mind of 14 year old. Literally couldn't do ANYTHING ELSE but piss me off for 8 hours NOT getting the fucking carts because he was just smart enough and asshole enough to know he wouldn't get fired.

About the only time I had respect for him was during an inventory. We borrowed a bunch of people from other stores. He spent like 10 minutes trying to pick up this Latina, talking about PS3 and all these games he played. He offered to give her his gamertag so they could keep in touch.

Granted this was 10 minutes he should've been doing his fucking job, but I'll put some respect on his name for not being Chris Chan and going out to find a woman.
 
Seeing a lot more junk food than the last grocery haul I caught, maybe they were bitching during the basement interviews today about surviving off hot chips and unseasoned burnt meat.
 
I really hope they take the plastic off of those hot pockets before it goes in the oven

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TheGreatDodongus said:
They have a stove and a frying pan, don't they? Sounds like a joke, but we've all seen how Simmons reheats pizza. There will absolutely be frying pan hot pockets within the next 48 hours.
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They threw the whole box in the oven first with the pizza. I wouldn’t be surprised if they leave the plastic wrap on the hot pockets when they stick them in the oven.
 
Someone just described Jet as "half-Croation half-human" and I can't stop laughing at it
 
I think them buying the house fresh and healthy food instead of goyslop would be even more funny. They'd actually have to attempt to cook it as opposed to microwaving something.
 
Giant Machine said:
I think them buying the house fresh and healthy food instead of goyslop would be even more funny. They'd actually have to attempt to cook it as opposed to microwaving something.
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And we've already seen this hilarious results. How you make Kay look like a Michelin-Star Chef is beyond me.

Also they're just now realizing how long the hot pockets take in the oven lol

Edit to avoid doubleposting: The Shopping Cart Theory has nothing on the Breaking Down Your Cardboard Theory.
 
Fat Gay Riker said:
And we've already seen this hilarious results. How you make Kay look like a Michelin-Star Chef is beyond me.

Also they're just now realizing how long the hot pockets take in the oven lol
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We need Scalfani in this house to make some GUD MEAT right away. He'd make something delicious with that rotting roast beef. Maybe year old brisket chili would be on the menu.
 
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