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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    814
Retink Retunk said:
Letty looks creepy with the pigtail braids.
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She's wearing a tiara with a big bow on it, cute socks, a miniskirt and sporting bubble braids. It's like she's being cast in skeevy pornography.

stink rink said:
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Dethroned. I'm fucking shaking shitting and crying
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Now she's impersonating Josie by bouncing up and down on the exercise ball like Josie has been doing all day. She only did it for a few seconds, but she doesn't have to debase herself like this. Someone should tell her that her real self is just fine and Josie is annoying.
 
Sneedifarms said:
josie is an exercise in how fashion and temperament can elevate a 3/10 to a 6/10, and sylvia is an example of how the exact same thing can lower a 2/10 to a -5/10
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Most of it is attitude, as Josie doesn't dress in anything particularly impressive, she's just not dressed like she's auditioning for some French snuff film.
 
curbside2 said:
Can someone red pill me on why the couch is moved? I had to focus on some work.
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Jon was bored, and also he had an idea of blocking the exits so the sharks have a hard time coming in. But he only blocked the side door and I think now they're just too lazy to move the pieces back.
 
Retink Retunk said:
Most of it is attitude, as Josie doesn't dress in anything particularly impressive, she's just not dressed like she's auditioning for some French snuff film.
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i'm thinking mainly of her haircut, piercings and those weird leggings she had that connected to her pants that she wore a couple days ago and can be see wearing in some DDR video on her tiktok. that sort of altgirl anime shit gets fat sweaty weeaboos off so hard even though it's not anything particularly interesting or novel.
 
Our crew of zoomer producers can't quite seem to figure out if they want to turn the fishtank into a sensory deprivation chamber or not. The fish don't really have much to do during downtime, but they still have their personal toys: Sylvia with her book that she's pretending to read, Vance with his drum pad, Josie with TING TANG WALLA WALLA etc, and so on.
 
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checking jon for a concussion lol
 
Sneedifarms said:
i'm thinking mainly of her haircut, piercings and those weird leggings she had that connected to her pants that she wore a couple days ago and can be see wearing in some DDR video on her tiktok. that sort of altgirl anime shit gets fat sweaty weeaboos off so hard even though it's not anything particularly interesting or novel.
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she looks like a sesame street aids muppet though
 
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