🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    814
Goddamn, couldn't watch last night. Fucking laughed my ass of at the clips of Sam just smashing the fridge and two cabinets for no reason. Distructive Sam is my favorite type of content.

Also hilarious Jon thinks he's the man now after having a little sparring session with mister Goldstriker.
 
Goddamn, couldn't watch last night. Fucking laughed my ass of at the clips of Sam just smashing the fridge and two cabinets for no reason. Distructive Sam is my favorite type of content.

Also hilarious Jon thinks he's the man now after having a little sparring session with mister Goldstriker.
He is the man. He intimidated Damiel into leaving.
 
Can Josiesimps please stop pretending Josie is some cute Asian waifu?

She's a 5ft 11 tall native American with a gangly masculine body and an even more manly face. I get her actions are "quirky", but "cute" she is not.

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She also has a boyfriend who's literally laughing at Josie simps on his social media. Could Josie fans be anymore cucked?
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Man, Jon really stepped up to the plate after that concussion Sam gave him last night. Immagine what Will happen when Sam shows up with the kick boxing leg pads, and kicks the kitchen island in half.

I expect Jon will end up with an Ethan Ralph eye, but also the ability too see the future out of it.
 
Mauro needs to avoid getting groomed into becoming a troon.
Maruo is a lifelong practician of battle meditation and mind force projection, the chances of Bella Janke 2 breaching his power aura are pretty much 0, just look at how his short range gravitational pull drew in all the women there is no way he can go gayin
 
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