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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    814
Dekadeka said:
What was the "180" she did?
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The fish had brief access to their phones and the Internet after the swatting. Violetta probably saw how many josiefags there were and how much they praised her autism bit, because we've caught her prancing around the house like Josie does since then. She's also a Discord girl who loves male attention in general. Not that she's evil for doing this, but it's very transparent and sycophantic.
 
curbside2 said:
Hey I didn’t say I’d fuck any of them. If one has to die then Sylvia is getting the wall.
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If we're going on personality Sylvia is the best. But I'm a music fag. I'd rather hang out with her and listen to stupid bullshit noise than babysit an autistic mongoloid or Letty/whatever her name is just doing shit for attention. Sylvia's boring as shit for content though.
 
Letty is the most bearable out of all the female fish. I'm not going to explain why Sylvia is terrible (fat). As for Josie she's just way too boring. She exaggerates autistic tendencies and has yet to really start any interesting conversation or conflict. Everything that she has contributed has been brought about by other fish. Other than that she jumps around, plays with toys, and does a weird stim once in a while. That's not bad, but she's not a main character imo.

That's not even mentioning the fucking Josiefags. Last night the camera was one Josie for like 30 minutes in her room sleeping while there was an interesting convo going on in the living room. It was fucking retarded and boring. Even if Letty is upping the stim act to get a larger following you can't tell me that Josie isn't doing the exact same thing. With Letty there's a lot more sympathy to be had and FAR more entertainment value. I'd like to see Josie sissify one of the guys in the house or do some content on that level.
 
ConsoleWarVet2 said:
If we're going on personality Sylvia is the best. But I'm a music fag. I'd rather hang out with her and listen to stupid bullshit noise than babysit an autistic mongoloid or Letty/whatever her name is just doing shit for attention. Sylvia's boring as shit for content though.
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I stayed up till three with the stream on and the only thing Sylvia had on offer was, “Have you heard of ___?” And then this story about how she was getting high with black guys and fucked them.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
With Letty there's a lot more sympathy to be had and FAR more entertainment value. I'd like to see Josie sissify one of the guys in the house or do some content on that level.
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"I want this girl I like to make all the guys in the house start gayin, I need more gayin content on the level to be entertained, I am not amused simply by cute autistic girls I require myself to view them destroying men while dressing like a camwhore"
 
curbside2 said:
If I had to chill with one of the women on this show it would probably be Letty. She seems to have done a 180 on lefty politics after her ex and has outwardly expressed disdain for a certain group of (((people))).

Josie would feel like hanging out with a literal child. Sylvia would probably stink and not shut the fuck up about bands she found on RYM.
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I think I'd rather hang out with Josie. I feel like if I told her to knock it off with some of the more exaggerated tics she probably would, and if you got her into some convo about tranime or rhythm games or whatever weird autistic shit she likes you could probably have some fun with her. Letty seems like she'd try to manipulate me constantly.
 
curbside2 said:
I stayed up till three with the stream on and the only thing Sylvia had on offer was, “Have you heard of ___?” And then this story about how she was getting high with black guys and fucked them.
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She's fat of course she's fucked black guys. But I retract my comment, would not hang out with her after this.
 
curbside2 said:
If I had to chill with one of the women on this show it would probably be Letty. She seems to have done a 180 on lefty politics after her ex and has outwardly expressed disdain for a certain group of (((people))).

Josie would feel like hanging out with a literal child. Sylvia would probably stink and not shut the fuck up about bands she found on RYM.
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I would hate to be around Sylvia.
I would be very cautious around Lettie. Discord girls are batshit insane. I could tolerate her as a friend-of-a-friend, but I wouldn't want to hang around her.
I could tolerate Josie in the same way I could tolerate a friend's dog or cat. I wouldn't want to hang around her necessarily, but if she's just running around in circles minding her own business, I don't care.
So Josie wins by default.
 
Rayce Farelle said:
Can this show go one fucking day without some kind of crisis
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Nyet comrade.
One group of people hate Sam Hyde over not letting this be ip2
Another think he's literally Hitler
Another don't like that he's getting money without going through Hollyjew first.
The game was rigged from the start (insert something about nuclear winter)
 
Nguyen Van Phuoc said:
I think I'd rather hang out with Josie. I feel like if I told her to knock it off with some of the more exaggerated tics she probably would, and if you got her into some convo about tranime or rhythm games or whatever weird autistic shit she likes you could probably have some fun with her. Letty seems like she'd try to manipulate me constantly.
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Last night Josie said her favorite album is by Digibro.
 
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