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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    813
I'm still really shocked Mauro turned out to be this relatively normal, if not wholesome type of guy. From the trailer and the way he spoke, I was getting the vibe that he would be this irritating presence that whines about everything, but no, he's just an inoffensive dude that doesn't really do much other than sleep.
Fingers crossed that he gets booted off. He brings the least to the house and frankly, I just want him to spend his time anywhere else for his sake.
Mauro is like Kevin Spacey's character in "The Usual Suspects". He wants everyone to think he's just an inoffensive dude that doesn't really do much...
 
I hope they start fucking with the fish more after one gets booted.

Stick Durians in the air vents. Put a bunch of humidifiers in there to make the place super humid. Pretty mild stuff. Around week 3 or 4 they should start getting somewhat mean. Remove all food from the house except for sugar free gummy bears and super spicy stuff.
 
I really don't like that the chat is going to decide who wins, they might as well just go ahead and declare Josie's team the winner.
Sam needs to make this money back and he's not waiting for monday to come around to make use of his paypigs. The YouTube chat was in members-only mode for a while there, which is funny because I'm seeing a lot of young women who just like reality shows posting in chat, along with loads of lame zoomer slang and AAVE. Fishtank's audience is now also comprised of people who click on YouTube recommendations.
 
True, but I hope he gave it to them in private or something.
Just give it to them once the show is over or they're booted off. You can't just be fair while the show is going as you have to keep up an ambiance.
 
I hope they start fucking with the fish more after one gets booted.

Stick Durians in the air vents. Put a bunch of humidifiers in there to make the place super humid. Pretty mild stuff. Around week 3 or 4 they should start getting somewhat mean. Remove all food from the house except for sugar free gummy bears and super spicy stuff.
i'm holding out hope that this is going to get more devious as time goes on, and they're thinking ahead to give everyone a sense of false security and show the baseline of everyone.
 
I could go without Sylvia, to be honest. Mauro and Vance don't have much going on for themselves but if they turn out to be boring in the long there's always the next elimination round to solve that problem. Sylvia is just... so boring. And being butt ugly doesn't help her case.
Sylvia has had her nudes leaked. Unless the coomers are coomed into exhaustion by that plus letty porn plus letty being in a tight dress for hours, neither of them are leaving yet.
 
i'm holding out hope that this is going to get more devious as time goes on, and they're thinking ahead to give everyone a sense of false security and show the baseline of everyone.
It will 100% ramp up. Remember, Sam struck iCuckz video about the pony game back in the day because he didn't want it to be exposed as a joke too early, he'll make sure the fish earned enough fish bucks and spent enough time that they don't want to lose it before doing the crazy shit. It also lets the show stay relevant so that as the viewer gets bored of the status quo, some new weird shit happens to spark new interest.
 
I can't imagine anyone cooming to Sylvia.
Is the date you joined this site the day you joined the internet too, or?

I can't imagine someone fucking a car either but we have at least one thread on that.
 
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