🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[cobsongemmy]

I'm disappointed that no one has fallen up or down the stairs.

someone slid down it with a pillow in like day 2

 

[One-Eyed Willies Treasure]

Good team:
Letty: had her nudes leaked maliciously by an insane ex, gotta feel bad for her, seems nice, washes Sam's clothes for him without a reward, helps people deal with gender identity issues
Simmons: insane new age soon-to-be tranny, extremely delusional but seems to have a misguided desire to do good, responsible for some of the most kino moments
Jon: Protagonist of fish tank, Andrew Tate WESPECTOW and redpill god, religious man who values the bible which he can totally read, gives his fellow fish massages and cooks for them like he's the patriarch of the house, tells stories often to bring joy to the other fish
Mauro: human version of snorlax, when he isn't sleeping he's being a nice, non-offensive guy, nobody hates him

Team EVIL
Josie: non-autistic 20 something year old woman with a desire to farm an empire of simps with her fake autism, alchoholic, boring, no personality asides from play autism and whatever neckbeards are fantasizing she's like online
Sylvia: killed and raped 2 girls behind an Arby's in 1992, FAT, unlike letty she willingly releases her awful horrifying nudes on onlyfans to a crowd of 0 customers, boring as FUCK, FAT, obsessed with serial killers because she's twisted, FAT, not nearly as interesting as the trailer made her out to be
Damiel (damien): Antagonist of fishtank, seed of pure evil chosen by Sam to bring woe to the fishtank, aigger (asian version of wigger?), moons camera and almost gets youtube stream banned, probably a plant, smokes weed despite the STAY INSIDE NO WEED sign, spent the first 4 days in bed from withdrawls
Vance: Yeah.

the spin on this is insane but holy shit I agree lmao

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Sylvia's Hank Hill ass makes my genitals react like it's Winter time and I'm naked out in the snow after drinking too much Vodka.

 

[retard strength]

Is this the first day Mauro has been up and active for more than like four hours, consecutively? Seems like a calm enough guy, nice balance for how intense some of the others are.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

GOD Silvia should be banned from wearing tight pants. Looks like an overfilled garbage bag.

 

[cobsongemmy]

Is this the first day Mauro has been up and active for more than like four hours, consecutively? Seems like a calm enough guy, nice balance for how intense some of the others are.

he is incredibly based though a bit too good for this show imo, he sounds completely normal

 

[Monkey Madness]

They wont, he is the plant

I choose to believe Jet's going to hijack the waterboarding bit in Damiel's sketch until the phone is given up.

 

[King George III]

I can hardly tell where ass ends and legs begin.

Spoiler: spoiler

 

[Sneed or Death]

I choose to believe Jet's going to hijack the waterboarding bit in Damiel's sketch until the phone is given up.

Man, now I'm going to be disappointed if he doesn't do that

 

[dramamine]

the 'teams' split exactly the way I would have guessed they would

I think my sympathies lie the most with the underdogs upstairs.

I don't really have anything against the other team except Sylvia who seems like a two faced bitch now for being like "I like her, but..." and then talking shit about Letty.

Bitches like that who talk shit like that for male approval are completely untrustworthy.

letty is so much more male approval-seeking than sylvia though, with her loud fake laugh every 10 seconds and now the dress. i don't like her either, sylvia may be FAT but she's right on this one

 

[CoolFool]

What time are they doing the skits?

 

[dramamine]

What time are they doing the skits?

7:30

 

[curbside2]

Simmons is going to be somehow more cucked by Letty than her ex. She’ll have jilling material for years.

 

[XiaoMeiMei]

Praise Allah, friends.

 

[Sneedifarms]

it's time for the long awaited return of the blessed garage cam.

just wonderful.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Don't wape each other up there!

 

[CoolFool]

I feel like Simmon's skit is probably funnier but I also think their team is gonna get nervous in front of everyone and not make it as funny as it could be. Meanwhile, Jon and Damn don't seem to have any sense of shame or nervousness, so they will carry the skit and make it funny.

 

[TwoToedTed]

Why does Jon keep praising Allah

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

She should be, "evil" describes her accurately. I'm just a cutesy-patootsie autistic girl, you guys! So cute and defendable! All the stimming shit is a huge put-on. Listen to her talk and form sentences like a completely normal person, whatever's wrong with her brain doesn't warrant all the pacing around and playing with annoying loud toys.

That's what I've been saying since beginning. Anyone that knows anything about autism (meaning not from internet memes) sees it's a mask to get attention. If it was real, she would most probably not be able to function without some kind of carer/legal guardian. Let alone sign a legal contract. Josie simps are insufferable.

Had people tell me "bro it may not be autism but she probably just adopted those behaviors so now they're genuine" acting as if she's the innocent victim and not a mentally ill manipulator. Can't wait till it's all exposed and they're gonna act so surprised.

 

[Fortyone]

Jon Josie and Damiel being on the same team for the skit fucking doomed them. John and Damiel want nothing to do with each other, josie dosen't contribute anything, and mauro seems to have just surrendered. They give zero fucks while the other team practices often.

I'm thinking after they lose mauro gets voted off.