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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    813
Lowercase I internet said:
Maybe if you’re a Damniel fan. But the vast majority of people watching this show are team Josie. Damn is pretty one dimensional imo. He’s great for comedy and conflict, other than that he doesn’t bring much to the table. He was arguing with Jon earlier and it literally devolved into Damn making related noises in response to Jon. I want conflict that causes genuine resentment, not elementary school level insults.
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Jon's raw 'tismrizz is winning me over, eroding away the loyalty I had to the Josie Jedis. Personally I think that there is no imposters, no plants, and no secret tasks, but they'll be at each others' throats about it before long.
 
Even if Damiel isn't an official plant. He likely has a better idea of what's going on and is acting accordingly. He's "tainted" at the very least.
 
This motherfucker didn't plan any of this and is just rolling with what Jon's gang were rambling about because it's funny, calling it
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Josie is easily the most favorite and is on team evil.
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She should be, "evil" describes her accurately. I'm just a cutesy-patootsie autistic girl, you guys! So cute and defendable! All the stimming shit is a huge put-on. Listen to her talk and form sentences like a completely normal person, whatever's wrong with her brain doesn't warrant all the pacing around and playing with annoying loud toys.
 
ToddleDoddle said:
Even if Damiel isn't an official plant. He likely has a better idea of what's going on and is acting accordingly. He's "tainted" at the very least.
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This is what I think. He's not really a plant but he's definitely knows he can get away with more than the other guests. He seems like he just doesn't give a fuck about being a contestant.
 
Tickle said:
It has devolved into such an autistic high-school shit flinging, Team Evil dislike Jon and that is fair, but they are gaslighting each other into thinking they aren't also bullying him or that the bullying is justified lol
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they are bullying him and I would be too if I had to hear mushmouth for 16 hours a day and smell his one-shower-every-fortnight BO.
 
Sneedifarms said:
they are bullying him and I would be too if I had to hear mushmouth for 16 hours a day and smell his one-shower-every-fortnight BO.
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Jon's hygiene strategies are so bizarre tbh. "Bwo you don't need to bwush your teeth and if you get cavities just dwink citric acid and cwinnamon water to wemove them."
 
Aristides said:
She should be, "evil" describes her accurately. I'm just a cutesy-patootsie autistic girl, you guys! So cute and defendable! All the stimming shit is a huge put-on. Listen to her talk and form sentences like a completely normal person, whatever's wrong with her brain doesn't warrant all the pacing around and playing with annoying loud toys.
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Yea definitely comes across as an act, at first I was skeptical but seeing her bob and weave and do retarded shit when she started cleaning this morning proved it. I kept thinking the Josiecels were just being ironic but their obsession with her is weird and lame now. Faking disorders is cringe, hope she doesn't win.
 
DustBuns said:
Letty went on a sperg fest on night 3 about how she wished she brought Bram Stoker's Dracula
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Typical BPD white woman behavior.

Sneedifarms said:
they are bullying him and I would be too if I had to hear mushmouth for 16 hours a day
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Him reading the Bible out loud randomly while other people were talking was weird and annoying.
 
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