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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    813
CoolFool said:
Simmons stopped massaging Jon. Jon is legit begging him to keep going and called him a tease. He's now trying to find a way to get a massage every day from Simmons, offering to cook him food every day if he does.

Simmons is back to massaging Jon :story:

Question, has Jon ever said if he's a virgin or not? He kind of acts like one.
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It's just a massage between bros I swear!!!

He mentioned that he had sex stories, but that's not much to go off given his tendency to exaggerate. My guess is he's a virgin. It's interesting because he clearly has a lot of charisma, he just got nerfed by God by having a speech impediment. I genuinely believe there's a chance he gets laid, or at least some kind of real romantic physical interaction by the time this show is over. Anyone who is stuck in a house for six weeks with the opposite sex is going to want to fuck. Just how things are.
 
How tf do you know a guy for less than a week and are already accepting a leg massage from him? Especially knowing it's on camera. I wouldn't want a massage from a dude anyway but if I did I sure as fuck wouldn't be doing it while being livestreamed to 6,000 people.

I think the only possible answer to that question is autism
 
TheTrollToll69 said:
For some people who didn't see day 1. Jon has a fiancé and was really adamant about getting the 300 bucks he paid for the flight refunded so he could venmo her the money to pay bills (which makes him not getting any money today even funnier). Fiance+Bible makes me think he won't do anything with Lettie.
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Jon allegedly has a fiancé
 
White is out. He's waking up Letty and looking through her things
Edit: White has seemingly finished his search without finding/taking anything and has went back downstairs.
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Lowercase I internet said:
It's interesting because he clearly has a lot of charisma, he just got nerfed by God by having a speech impediment.
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you forgot the part where he's a gullible fucking idiot who takes literally every sigma male grindset meme seriously while legitimately not knowing how to do basic shit like cook or shower every day.
 
Sylvia looks like she has lost some weight since being there. Good for her.

I feel kind of bad for Mauro, I always forget he's there, and when they show him, he's always by himself and not saying anything.
Lowercase I internet said:
It's just a massage between bros I swear!!!

He mentioned that he had sex stories, but that's not much to go off given his tendency to exaggerate. My guess is he's a virgin. It's interesting because he clearly has a lot of charisma, he just got nerfed by God by having a speech impediment. I genuinely believe there's a chance he gets laid, or at least some kind of real romantic physical interaction by the time this show is over. Anyone who is stuck in a house for six weeks with the opposite sex is going to want to fuck. Just how things are.
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I can't put my finger on it but he acts kind of clueless about sex, like a virgin would. Like sure he talks a big game and lies but even now as he's getting a massage, he acts.... oblivious? to the fact that others see it as weird and gay. I remember Letty said something sexual to him and he didn't act nervous or excited, he acted like it went completely over his head that she just made a sexual joke.
 
Letty raided and had her room searched by the white entity, nothing seems to have been found
 
Simmons sounds like he's legit getting off to Jon massaging him. Josie can't stop watching. I like how everyone else is talking about other stuff while Simmons is moaning loudly in the background.
 
CoolFool said:
Sylvia looks like she has lost some weight since being there. Good for her.

I feel kind of bad for Mauro, I always forget he's there, and when they show him, he's always by himself and not saying anything.

I can't put my finger on it but he acts kind of clueless about sex, like a virgin would. Like sure he talks a big game and lies but even now as he's getting a massage, he acts.... oblivious? to the fact that others see it as weird and gay. I remember Letty said something sexual to him and he didn't act nervous or excited, he acted like it went completely over his head that she just made a sexual joke.
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It is really hard to pinpoint. It's a combination between his tendency to exaggerate and his autism clouding what's real an what isn't. Like even if he somehow had sex before it's not like if Letty was making subtle sexual advances he would be able to tell. Autism makes it hard to pick up on social cues as we all know. I mean, he's literally doing the gayest fucking shit with Simmons right now and he doesn't seem to realize it seems sexual in the slightest.
 
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