🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 415 51.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    809
You have to admit, a few really mean TTS messages to Mauro when he was just sipping alone on his bed earlier would have been hysterical. Or a few that amplified the Damiel-Jon conflict earlier.
They cut to Mauro upstairs and he’s awake flopping his hand around. The best night of the five and he’s laying awake in bed being Mauro. At least Simmons probably got too drunk and passed out. Tonight is proof Mauro is a lost cause.
 
Fucking hell, this is going to become something people will pay to attend. Parents will send their newly-adult failkids to programs set up like this. It's got big summer camp vibes which I get the impression kids arent sent to anymore.
Do people not have unplugged times anymore?

I mean, my GenX ass regularly takes "No internet and no non-vital phone convos" breaks for my mental health where I just spend time working in the garden and hanging with family. Do Millennials and Zoomers do anything that's not online for all to see? God, I feel sorry for them. They never get to "be here now".
 
i wish TTS was on because someone needs to tell these fags that they have the music taste of a 15 year old RYM genre tourist from 6 years ago.
 
I know this will sound excessively based but can someone link me clips of Sylvia farting? It just dawned on me today that since this is a nonstop live broadcast, the female contestants’ emissions will have been broadcast in full
 
people were saying exactly that about the first TTS trial, instead they all laughed at it and only jon in typical jon fashion got triggered by it
That's not true. They called Violetta their "hyperborean queen" and it weirded her out, it got awkward when they called Mauro fat, and Sylvia was super bummed for a whole day after the constant barrage of TTS messages calling her a hog.
 
Currently pissed off because Jet chose to cut away from the convo when Josie was about to name a musician to focus on two dudes passed out, could have gone hunting for fun missing details on Josie with basic deets like those but nope gotta look at a fat guy sleep
 
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