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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    807
Everyone here is all plants right? I don;'t care but I hate them larping as if they arent
Nah. They were more aware than originally intended but still naive. Things got spoiled today from a swat and Jet letting them on phones. My working theory is that multiple were talking about quitting the show after the swat and producers made concessions. You can tell they weren’t fully spoiled before because any time they find out something new they can’t shut the fuck up about it. Even with instructions to do said shutting the fuck up.
 
they seriously got swatted or what? I read this was the reason they got their phones back. Do they still have them?
 
they seriously got swatted or what? I read this was the reason they got their phones back. Do they still have them?
There was a screenshot of Josie saying, “I think I’m going to stay.” After the swatting. I think they incorrectly tied the swatting to Lettys ex and all got scared. That’s why they freaked out after the ding dong ditch later and got the note. I know everyone want this to be all torture all the time but 6 weeks for a chance to win 10k has its limits.
 
GOMAD is flip as fuck.
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O.k. so now we got GOMAD at 9, rabbiman at 11, ladyboy at 2, and fat goth chick at 4.

Fat mario is inbthe bedroom alone, who is ground chuck in the luving room with?
 
Idk what made me laugh harder, Damiel talking about getting a Jollibee tattoo to express his Filipino pride or Mauro sitting alone on his bed drinking in silence
 
Is Ground Chuck with Autism Waifu or Cutter in the luving room? (First time was a typo, but Im going with it)
living room is jon and hairy butthole revenge porn whore, cutter whale is in the kitchen with ladyboy* and boring drummer

*there are multiple ladyboys

ok so they are doing a poll right now to ask who is the favorite guy and favorite girl.

schizo theory: the winners of the polls will be announced as the secret mission havers and given fishbux to create envy and drama
have they said anything about how the eliminations are going to be done? is it just sam deciding or are they community votes?
 
living room is jon and hairy butthole revenge porn whore, cutter whale is in the kitchen with ladyboy* and boring drummer

*there are multiple ladyboys
Wait, I thought cutter was revenge porn? Though that does make more sense. So Ground Chuck is in the living Room with Revenge Thot, While Lady Boy, Rabbiman, and Cutter Whale are in the kitchen, and Fat Mario and GOMAD are in bed, but nit together.
 
Wait, I thought cutter was revenge porn? Though that does make more sense. So Ground Chuck is in the living Room with Revenge Thot, While Lady Boy, Rabbiman, and Cutter Whale are in the kitchen, and Fat Mario and GOMAD are in bed, but nit together.

that seems right, i dunno where other ladyboy (asian male) is
whoever runs the youtube feed constantly focuses on the worst possible choice between cameras and captures the shittiest conversations

i really want to hear jons sperging at letty
 
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