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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 62 7.8%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 181 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.6%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%
  • Total voters
    799
now that i think of it, it would literally be impossible to stream tts on YT unfiltered.


Edit: Letty is walking funny after getting Top G anal treatment.
 
SFINAE said:
The reason their GCloud account got suspended is because Firebase is a pure Jewish ploy which makes you pay per request and it's really easy to get yourself into a N+1 query situation. They sent thousands of queries just to update the live viewer count per viewer (if you're paying attention, that's n^2 queries) which ballooned the Firebase cost. Paying the GCloud bill and bringing the chat down temporarily to fix this issue will get the site up right now.
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What's crazy to me is that it seems like they didn't have any logging + email alert system set up. This is site reliability 101 shit. It's extra retarded that they didn't have it when they are paying per request on a piece of software that's livestreaming video 24/7.
Null said:
>insisting on using cloud computing still when the issue is bandwidth from cloud computing
brain damaged, terminal, suicide is only choice
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Considering that they couldn't figure out how turn on real-time metrics on their Fisher Price cloud computing service, I think whoever they hired is probably too dumb to figure out how to do everything themselves on their own infrastructure. They should have just contracted it out to someone who knows what they are doing and would be able to give them a quote before wasting so much time and money. Hopefully Graf is at least slightly less dumb than whoever caused this clusterfuck.
 
Romance. or as we call it in the business; Gettin' yo dick sucked.

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Edit: Jesus christ the site's bugging the fuck out.
 

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>cooking 2 whole chicken breasts on an open skillet
These niggas finna get sick
I bet dey on't even season dey chicken
Shit be sisslin like dey got the flame too high too
Niggas learned how to cook from jACK Scalfani
 
Spaced Outside Cargo said:
Her bio said something about her hating toxic masculinity and Jon is an Andrew Tate disciple.
Love will reach across the aisle in the fishtank.
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Tbh, most of the women who are "zomg toxic masculinity is ev0l" love to fuck guys who are in their eyes spreading "toxic masculinity". I don't know what it is but these types of women are so attracted to the people they are saying they hate.
 
this guy just threw two whole chicken breasts directly into the pan, blasted it at high heat, and walked away while it smoked, then when someone asked what he was going to do with it or season it with, he looked obviously confused for a few seconds, then went "I guess...oil and salt"
 
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