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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 182 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 413 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    804
Fuck the Forbidden Five said:
josie is native american confirmed. btfo josie simps.
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My people have been represented. Her tribal name shall be Spins In Corners.

It's going to be a shame to see anyone go really, I've grown fond of the motley crew they've assembled under one roof. Even if it's not Hyde's House of Horrors like people were wanting/expecting it to be, it's still entertaining in short bursts. It's like if the Truman Show met Eric Andre.
 
Aristides said:
Violetta just said "I think we should get liquor." When asked why, she says "because the cameras are all off and we're not live." So the jig is up, I guess. If this is the case why did Jet say they wouldn't tell them anything? Maybe Sam changed his mind at some point.
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Sam came in and told them in the morning so he could trick them all in to letting him blow out Jon's wrists on pads. It's all on the youtube stream.
 
Aristides said:
Violetta just said "I think we should get liquor." When asked why, she says "because the cameras are all off and we're not live." So the jig is up, I guess. If this is the case why did Jet say they wouldn't tell them anything? Maybe Sam changed his mind at some point.
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Sam told them that the site was down when he was in the house an hour ago, they think the live stream is not up and running currently
 
>simmons signed up to this shit without even skimming the contract
how the fuck are people like this
 
Kees H said:
It would not surprise me if this is part of at least Sam's plan (after watching Jet Neptune on Instagram after the stream went down I am convinced that nigger does not have a single working braincell). Get comfortable with them, get them to trust you, and then troll the fuck out of them when you have earned their trust.
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Sam is a softy at heart. The more time he spends with them, the more they become humans to him. Humans of Fishtank. He can't pull the trigger with Jon's puppy eyes looking up at him like Sam's the Twop G. He'll sooner hire them than mess with them in the manner internet sadists would like him to.
 
Croaking Spider said:
It's going to be a shame to see anyone go really, I've grown fond of the motley crew they've assembled under one roof. Even if it's not Hyde's House of Horrors like people were wanting/expecting it to be, it's still entertaining in short bursts. It's like if the Truman Show met Eric Andre.
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These people are going to hang out after this show is over.
fat ass said:
Sam told them that the site was down when he was in the house an hour ago, they think the live stream is not up and running currently
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This is definitely going to fuck them over, since they don't know that everything in the kitchen is still live.
 
easy said:
>simmons signed up to this shit without even skimming the contract
how the fuck are people like this
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TBF if I lived in some Chinese shithole like Simmons and got an opportunity to fuck off to America for six weeks for free I'd sign the fuck up without thinking twice
 
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Lake Cresva Diver said:
she will be my little squaw
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easy said:
>simmons signed up to this shit without even skimming the contract
how the fuck are people like this
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Reading the contract is for losers.
Fuck capitalism I'm hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt for my gender studies degree
Fuck the government I signed an indefinite contract for the military thinking I was gonna do 6, get out, and reap my gibz
Fuck capitalism my terms of employment are basically like a general contractors except I ain't got no freedumz and am drowned in endless NDA's
Mang fuck landlords I ain't know dat dey wuz gonna keep da deposit fo me changing the innards of duh house without asking demz first.
Mang fuck duh phone company I ain't know dey charge long distance.
 
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