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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    805
Sam and Jet have grown way too close with the fish. The entire point of this was to be chaotic and uncomfortable, instead it's just a less edgy and worse produced Big Brother
 
I guess I'm on graf watch today, since I'm interested in the technical side of things. The Fishtank devs did a screenshare during this morning's meeting, and the bandwidth calculations are on par with what Null said earlier.

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6 petabytes for one stream is more than "we set the bitrate a little high". He later says "a realistic estimate for this is at least 50PB/mo".

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Summary: He's still claiming he can do it for under $10k a month. Poast's datacenter devs say they can do it, the center's owner is a fan of Sam, and they also think someone sold a bad bandwidth deal to Fishtank because they didn't know what they were doing.

Also, the Fishtank dev got back with the day 1 peak. Either someone metered it wrong or their streaming setup is insanely unoptimized.

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You faggots are arguing about this and that, while Lettycels are STARVING. I don't care much for her, but (You) could be clipping her, getting all sweaty, being physically aggressive towards Simmons. So why aren't you?
 
grapeshark77 said:
Letty seems "most likely to have a KF account" to me at this point. Also most likely to lock down socials which is why nobody found them.
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No contest, she definitely would hang out at the BP.
Lowercase I internet said:
They're the perfect balance between autism and likability. We obviously joke about who we hate, but everyone on this show brings something to the table and has redemption. Like Simmons right now. Wasn't a huge fan but then he put on the troon act yesterday which was funny af and he's really driving the house bonding at the moment. We really lucked out with how perfect this cast is.
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It's really surprising tbh. Everyone is pretty likeable so far, some of them are boring though. Simmons gained points for playing with the tranny skit and his Tai Chi "lessons".
 
victim'victim said:
Well "what about cp" is the ultimate question to a "free speech absolutist" and also this week there been some insane people posting actual ch*ld p*rn on sam hyde related 4chan threads, discord chats, etc.
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This is fucking dumb, raping children has nothing to do with speech.
What did Sam expect when making a discord, that it would be free of degeneracy? Plus I don't see how discord has anything to do with free speech.
 
Harvey Danger said:
I guess I'm on graf watch today, since I'm interested in the technical side of things. The Fishtank devs did a screenshare during this morning's meeting, and the bandwidth calculations are on par with what Null said earlier.

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6 petabytes for one stream is more than "we set the bitrate a little high". He later says "a realistic estimate for this is at least 50PB/mo".

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Summary: He's still claiming he can do it for under $10k a month. Poast's datacenter devs say they can do it, the center's owner is a fan of Sam, and they also think someone sold a bad bandwidth deal to Fishtank because they didn't know what they were doing.

Also, the Fishtank dev got back with the day 1 peak. Either someone metered it wrong or their streaming setup is insanely unoptimized.

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sorry for asking to be spoonfed, but as someone who doesn't watch twitch or other livestreams, is fishtank getting high viewership, or would those average viewership numbers be considered normal/midtier?
from what i've seen online, it seems very popular, but i have no clue if it's popular at all outside the spheres of internet i inhabit
basically i'm asking: how popular is this shit?
 
Floppa Elite said:
You faggots are arguing about this and that, while Lettycels are STARVING. I don't care much for her, but (You) could be clipping her, getting all sweaty, being physically aggressive towards Simmons. So why aren't you?
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>I don't care much for her
Than why are you whining about not being able to coom to her getting sweaty?
 
Blitzsneed said:
It's really surprising tbh. Everyone is pretty likeable so far, some of them are boring though. Simmons gained points for playing with the tranny skit and his Tai Chi "lessons".
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So far I think Mauro and Vance are kinda boring tbh.

I think if the first week shakes out most of the technical issues and TTS/Fishtoys etc, then it should be comfy for the rest of the time. Plus I'm thinking/hoping the slow-boil versus instant chaos will be more rewarding down the line.
 
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