🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Secret Messages]

jon doesn't know what the industrial revolution is

 

[Jeh0va]

>Be Jon
>Can't cook
>Can't speak properly
>Can braid toilet paper into restraints
That boy, ain't right.

Yeah wtf am i the only one here that does'nt know how to braid shit? how tf does this retard know?

 

[Steinercard]

So what autistic shit are they even doing with the toilet paper? And where the fuck did the other team go?

 

[Nigger Racism]

He's already dressed like a mentally stunted teen, they don't even need to change him up lol

 

[Star Platinum]

the TTS definitely got to Jon. i think he just said "i'm really glad i learned that it was just a few accounts sending the comments"

 

[timewave0]

Preliminary analysis of the fish:
Josie: Designed in a laboratory to manipulate internet spergs and milk donos. Yakub and Sam Hyde’s first (but not last) bioengineering collab.
Vance: CIA agent sent to investigate potential terrorist activity in the fish tank.
Damiel: Definitely not a plant. The weed withdrawal stuff yesterday was true and honest.
Letty: Discount Dasha — vocal fry and internetbrain with none of the charm. Her family thought she was going to inpatient therapy for her bulimia, but she got on an internet reality show instead.
Simmons: mark down the time you first saw him, because this guy is gonna be huge. He’ll be going on a cliff diving double date with his sexy gf and Ryan Reynolds before the end of 2023.
Sylvia: fat, would not have sex with.
Mauro: fat, would not have sex with.
Jon: All heads must bow and all tongues must confess — Jon is the king. God gave him a built-in nerf to his speech just to save some pussy for the rest of us. You better believe this solopreneur will be disrupting $10 trillion markets using AI. The Jontent must flow.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

I notice a lot of paypiggies are sending TTS to room 1, and then later sending the same thing to room 2.
Sam really knows his audience and how to milk them.

 

[Jeh0va]

they went into B4

Edit: these people omg, they have an entire garage they haven't used yet and they want to practice their dumb skit in the bathroom.

 

[Nigger Racism]

"my chest feels really good lately"

 

[Star Platinum]

i like how letty and sylvia are already 10x funnier at improv than simmons. the dude couldn't be worse at this
Edit:
"There's something missing. Like, so I get a vaccine and then I want to be a woman, why would I want to be a woman?"
"Because yknow like the conspiracies, like the vaccine makes you trans."
"Oh, I get it. But, why would I get a vaccine and then want to be a woman? That just doesn't make sense to me. But that part of us dating at the end, that makes sense to me."

Simmons fucking sucks ass

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

The TTS are overlapping, this has to be intentional to milk the paypiggies and confuse the fish.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Had to go out, did Sam interact with the fish any after snooping upstairs?

 

[luigismanslave]

damiel exerts 200x the brainpower of a normal man every time he speaks hence why hes always so sleepy tired. have a good pre-cringe skits nap buddy

 

[Randy Facalding]

Simmons failing the breakfast test for the troon skit is funnier than the other team's Superchat Hell

 

[curbside2]

They’re making fun of Jons voice in B4

 

[Noble Redditor]

He's using the TP to make a turban because they're doing a skit about Guantanamo Bay. John said he'll get waterboarded because he's done it before.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Simmons failing the breakfast test for the troon skit is funnier than the other team's Superchat Hell

He is now intentionally sabotaging the skit with some unfunny shit because he just doesn't understand.
Pizzabox cooker show the height of CCP education.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

This is fucking kino. Simmons has cold feet about trooning out for the Internet to watch, that or his chink brain just doesn't understand the (very basic, very stale) bit. He wants to do improv instead lol. I think Vance thought he could just get Simmons to trot around like a tard and make everyone laugh that way, but is very much now regretting picking him first for his team. This is a shitshow, team Damiel got this easy.

 

[Lokenstien]

I can't tell if Team Vance is trying to punish Simmon for his awful improv comedy class or if the girls are using him for fetish shit. Either way Simmon is having a very intense moral dilemma about whether or not being made fun of in a dress is worth possibly getting laid.

 

[Bass Vendor]

They are shutting down every one of Simmons idea. "No no, I don't think we should do any improv."