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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
Jon said by the end of the year his restaurant will make him a million dollars.

90 seconds later; is asked his best investment and he responds Doge & Shiba Inu.

I'm having a hard time believing someone is this retarded.
 
You can feel the anger radiating from Simmons.
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Grift Garrison said:
Jon said by the end of the year his restaurant will make him a million dollars.

90 seconds later; is asked his best investment and he responds Doge & Shiba Inu.

I'm having a hard time believing someone is this retarded.
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I feel like we've all known a confidently stupid person like this.
 
Jon keeps reffering to the bankers and (((They))) when talking about why crypto is a good thing.

"They don't want you to buy crypto but they, the bankers, don't want you to buy crypto. Just thwink about it."

He's unironically Reich pilled.
 
Jon is the pillar of this show. They've all fled him, in fear of too many redpills but they've come swooping back in need of His light and guidance. Amen
 
sex haver said:
"I recommend day trading crypto." - A man who is on a six-week long game show to maybe win $10,000.
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And begging for his $300 travel reimbursement up-front.

But to be fair (assuming he's legit) he's hinted heavily at trying to leverage this noteriety into a Andrew Tate-style rise to fame and fortune.
 
Vance is fucking infuriating. He can play drums, his paradiddles were sounding good earlier. Producers ask Jon about drumming and Vance says fucking NOTHING. The producers had to throw him a TTS directly about what hes thinking about he says the dryest couple of words possible.
 
Lokenstien said:
Vance is fucking infuriating. He can play drums, his paradiddles were sounding good earlier. Producers ask Jon about drumming and Vance says fucking NOTHING. The producers had to throw him a TTS directly about what hes thinking about he says the dryest couple of words possible.
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Vance is the only normal one here. He has a job so he can't be on a computer all day and he isn't jon. That means he is pretty boring.
 
Vance isn't as dumb as Jon but I think he's not very bright either. He's trying to humiliate Jon but Jon is suspicious and blows by it. Not telling the "bad" story, recovering when talking about the ugly girlfriend by saying "she had more muscles than you" to Vance.
If Vance stays in passive "heh look at this retard" mode, Jon will overrun him with aggressively autistic storytelling and win Lettie over through presence.
 
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