🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
Website is shitty did anyone else have issues making a account. It just has error the whole time. Thank goodness for the 4 Chan link
yes its completely fucked. I'm watching via VLC media player.
Open VLC, press control V and enter these links. press enqueue and you can switch back and forth at your leisure.
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I am kind of surprised that they have a "no cruelty to fish tank participants" rule on a Sam Hyde show. You would think that is where the big bucks are at.

Also, approximately how much are they getting paid? It seems to me that they are having all the "joy" of being IP2 streamers without the potential upside income to compensate for this bullshit. Wouldn't they be better off financially if they went all in on IP2 streaming for a month?

Website is shitty did anyone else have issues making a account. It just has error the whole time. Thank goodness for the 4 Chan link
I got errors too until I saw the "create account" button below the login fields. You can't create an account directly from the login page.
 
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I would give them each a piece of true information sandwiched between a load of bullshit.
Yeah, I think that's the plan. Give them all a piece of the truth, and let some of them think they know more (seriously, it makes no sense for the website to go live while at least one of them has access to the site) than the others.
Feed them lines as needed to keep shit entertaining, and you have a compelling viewing experience.
These "contestants" are a bit too perfect, but as an MDE joint it's perfectly in line to fuck with the audience as well as fuck with the actors. These people have had far too many interesting moments over the short time they've been there to not have some kind of hand guiding them in some way.
 
I cant believe im rooting for this guy. All he has to do is keep playing cards and make a move.

He has no bed, she can share hers. The drink didnt work. Sam needs to be the ultimate wingman and try something else.
Even if he somehow got to sleep in the same bed with her, his autistic ass would make a pillow wall between them.
 
I cant believe im rooting for this guy. All he has to do is keep playing cards and make a move.

He has no bed, she can share hers. The drink didnt work. Sam needs to be the ultimate wingman and try something else.
Man, I believe Sam can play Cupid and get this to happen. I fuckin believe man
 
I am kind of surprised that they have a "no cruelty to fish tank participants" rule on a Sam Hyde show. You would think that is where the big bucks are at.

Also, approximately how much are they getting paid? It seems to me that they are having all the "joy" of being IP2 streamers without the potential upside income to compensate for this bullshit. Wouldn't they be better off financially if they went all in on IP2 streaming for a month?
you just know that without heavy moderation it will be non-stop TND spamming.
 
I am kind of surprised that they have a "no cruelty to fish tank participants" rule on a Sam Hyde show. You would think that is where the big bucks are at.

Also, approximately how much are they getting paid? It seems to me that they are having all the "joy" of being IP2 streamers without the potential upside income to compensate for this bullshit. Wouldn't they be better off financially if they went all in on IP2 streaming for a month?
i have a feeling sam is trying to take on the mainstream market again, wich is why he is trying to tone down stuff and crack down on the gamer donos to not scare the publicity away
 
For some people who didn't see day 1. Jon has a fiancé and was really adamant about getting the 300 bucks he paid for the flight refunded so he could venmo her the money to pay bills (which makes him not getting any money today even funnier). Fiance+Bible makes me think he won't do anything with Lettie.
 
Even if he somehow got to sleep in the same bed with her, his autistic ass would make a pillow wall between them.
IM NOT SHARING HALF THE BED I NEED 60 PERCENT AT LEAST HITLER ESSENTIALLY DID THE SAME THING TO BANKERS AND THE VACCINE WORKED AGAINST THE TRUCKERS BECAUSE YADADADADADAYADADADADA

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I am kind of surprised that they have a "no cruelty to fish tank participants" rule on a Sam Hyde show. You would think that is where the big bucks are at.

Also, approximately how much are they getting paid? It seems to me that they are having all the "joy" of being IP2 streamers without the potential upside income to compensate for this bullshit. Wouldn't they be better off financially if they went all in on IP2 streaming for a month?
They get 10,000 USD for winning and everyone gets "fishbucks" for doing random things that can be exchanged for 500 dollars if they DON'T voluntarily leave early (they have to either win or be voted off to keep it).
 
For some people who didn't see day 1. Jon has a fiancé and was really adamant about getting the 300 bucks he paid for the flight refunded so he could venmo her the money to pay bills (which makes him not getting any money today even funnier). Fiance+Bible makes me think he won't do anything with Lettie.
>Fiance
HOWWWW!?!?!?
 
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