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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Is the assumption still that Damiel is a plant or did that theory fall away while I slept?
 
You need to mix without-a-clue autists with OCD Asperger’s to get a good reaction. True Spergs fucking hate autists and putting them in rooms together is like mixing vinegar and baking soda. Sperg’s tend to be more self-aware and are incredibly self-conscience, but when they blow up it’s amazing.

So far it’s just retarded women and autists with maybe one rehabbing junky.
 
Ridley said:
They're all actors & actresses. Their social media stuff was found a while ago.
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Source? Fuck you that's the source.

I fuckin love the haters, the sheer determination to not admit to themselves that this is an excellent idea is impressive.

The absolute stretches they go to nitpick and seethe is a pisser.
First it was its gonna flop.
Next it was its gonna be boring
Now its the contestants are all actors/actresses and its all scripted.
Get a grip lmao and lighten up.
Lol even
 
It would be near impossible to get actors to do this, in character, for this long. They'd eventually break which would also be an interesting concept.
 
Forgetful Kiwi said:
Is the assumption still that Damiel is a plant or did that theory fall away while I slept?
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I've heard both Damiel and Sylvia be accused of being plants. So far the reasoning doesn't make sense.

1. Damiel - is allegedly a plant for filming a bit for WP2. Given that he already did extra work prior to this, he very realistically could've requested to have appeared in WP2, or they could've decided to make use of him before this started

2. Sylvia - She has a Sam Hyde soundbite on one of her songs which apparently makes her a plant

I'm not saying that there isn't a plant in there, but the evidence put forward so far is terrible
 
perfect_buddy_ga said:
2. Sylvia - She has a Sam Hyde soundbite on one of her songs which apparently makes her a plant
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The Sam Hyde soundbite I think might just be her finding funny Sam Hyde meme on discord and added it to her song and does not know where it is from.
 
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Does uh, does he not realize that the audience is just going to repeatedly fuck his shit up because of this?

I don't know exactly how eliminations work, but if the audience gets to vote or something, he's staying in until 2nd place, and getting his bed taken away every night for 38 days straight.
 
How did he get all this information? Did the interviever give it to him?
 
The Blue Morpho said:
Ok where is this info? All I saw in the thread was claims about Damiel being a plant, which I find plausible based on his behavior. The rest I'm not so sure.

Also, supposing they are "actors" they're gonna have to be in-character for a 24/7 livestream for a month and a half while Sam and the chat torture them so shits gonna get real either way. If they are actors they signed up for more than they thought were.
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They're aspiring "actors and musicians." Not successful.
 
Call me retarded, but this could be Sam's Magnum Opus. You have to admire the backend shit he's done to make any of this work, and doing this all independently of Twitch or YouTube is very smart.
 
Forgetful Kiwi said:
How did he get all this information? Did the interviever give it to him?
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I imagine they had to properly inform them about a lot of stuff to make a liability waiver legal. You can't just say "I'm not responsible for anything I do to you, do you agree?"
 
Damn, I was rooting for Jon to get some Asian sperg pussy. Real shame he's gonna have to sleep on the floor from now on.

edit: Nevewmind, Jon is a twue and honest wetard and I suppowt his mega awtism
 
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