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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    782
People be listening to Vance and Letty but here I am on Josiecam



She’s been circling the couch at half the usual speed. Not even lack of sleep can completely halt the perpetual Josie machine.
 
Letty and Vance seem to really be hitting it off right now.

If his girl doesn't break up with him I would be really surprised.

Imagine losing to Letty tho
 
Josie coming in hot toward turn 3, taking the outside. We're on lap 37 here at the Couch 500, in beautiful Southern Massachusetts. Coverage of today's race brought to you by Pizza Hut™️
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What's the ETA on Null coming in here and giving people a spray? (You fresh meats stand yer ground, it's kiwi tradition to fight with Null. You've gotta prove yerselves)
 
Meth Until Death said:
What's the ETA on Null coming in here and giving people a spray? (You fresh meats stand yer ground, it's kiwi tradition to fight with Null. You've gotta prove yerselves)
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If Null comes in talking shit I'll just kick him in the nuts
 
Meth Until Death said:
What's the ETA on Null coming in here and giving people a spray? (You fresh meats stand yer ground, it's kiwi tradition to fight with Null. You've gotta prove yerselves)
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He already dropped in to say all women in the fishtank look like they stink and we all should get higher standards.
 
Josiebounce initiated. Wonder what could be going on in that little head. Maybe thinking about which 13 year old nintendo protagonist she is going to draw violent gore porn of next?
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vance told letty "yeah my dad was in led zeppelin, i won't say which one though" (a clear barefaced lie)
lead singer of led zeppelin = robert PLANT

is this a joke for the audience, or a subtle hint? surely having 2 plants would be going overboard, especially if one of them is as boring and useless as vance

also, archive of letty's speech from last night:
 
King George III said:
Josie coming in hot toward turn 3, taking the outside. We're on lap 37 here at the Couch 500, in beautiful Southern Massachusetts. Coverage of today's race brought to you by Pizza Hut™️
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Yeah, George, it's a shame Jon had to pull out of the race today, apparently yesterday's race and the unexpected bout of fighting out in the grass after Simmons and Goldstriker both spun out off the track made him have a personal blowout after a night on the town, and he's not really used to anything like either of those. Wishing him a great "get well soon" from everyone here at Fox Sports and please don't make the first ad when we go to commercial a Budweiser one, guys.
 
GET! said:
vance told letty "yeah my dad was in led zeppelin, i won't say which one though" (a clear barefaced lie)
lead singer of led zeppelin = robert PLANT

is this a joke for the audience, or a subtle hint? surely having 2 plants would be going overboard, especially if one of them is as boring and useless as vance
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No it's definitely John Bonham. Absent father is obvious.
 
Glad to see more clippers, keep up the good work, boys. Also, my gosh is Josie a great mother. She's safe from elimination, she doesn't even need to care for this child, other than for Dameil's sake maybe.
 
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