🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 88 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 173 22.5%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.7%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    769

BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF

(For future readers, this was just a forced scene bit)
 
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Alex B has not learned from lastnight/yesterday. He is going to get blasted... again.
 
It's amazing how Alex B acts like a grizzled former Detective who lost his shrill voiced latin wife in a tragic accident, causing him to go into PTSD Episodes at the memory of her.

When in actuality he was flirting with a washed e-girl and got beat and sat on by his Uber Torta.
 
He's still crashing out about the Twins
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Meanwhile, Laura is the GOAT at improv acting
 
Binx is watching live and has superimposed her facecam over Laura.
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re: Laura's performance, it's impressive how close she got her mannerism's to Binx's despite having not watched S3 and being given only basic details by Jet. She's the best freeloader ever.
 
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