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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
Burt has stated numerous times that he lies about being sober to get drunk men to lower their guard. I don't have clips on hand but if you haven't heard him say this then you must not have watched S3, he's talked about it a lot.
While Burt doing that is shitty it's still with the frame of what the clubbing industry does. Men are going because they know women will be drunk there and think it will be easier to get laid. Somone being drunk doesn't nullify their previous intentions. So yea that's shitty of Burt to target drunk people, but it's not like he's uniqually bad for that when trillion dollar industries are based around that.
 
A sex addict flirting constantly and secretly jacking off is alot more forgivable tbh espically when he's a schizo autist. Him saying he targeted drunk people is again his autist brain being unable to phrase things correctly. It's normal for people to get drunk in clubs and to be more likely to sleep with eachother. This is the entire clubbing industry, so it doesn't making Burt particurally bad person to get drunk and to sleep with people at bars/clubs.

I'm defeintly laughing at Burt, but when your funny enough I'm going to sympathize with you to a certain point. If burt gets hurt he can't be funny anymore which is bad for me.

But none of this matters because my point was just comparing Jet to Burt when it came to handling the 18 year old on the show. And jet was obviosuly worse.
Your just making assumptions he isnt sober. Burt is the shittiest person they ever had on.
This screams i love nigger dick
 
I was going to effortpost but instead Im going to call you a dumb faggot.
Comparing burt to jet is retarded. Its a consensual relationship(??? never really confirmed ellie has just been orbiting the wiggers with nothing offical as far as i remember) versus Burt subjecting every male he runs into to varying degrees of sexual harassment. Jet is a faggot, but hes not a shizo sexual predator nigger.
Was there a single guy Burt didn't crush on?
Funny enough all I can think of is LaRon and Luke (he hated Luke lmao)
 
Comparing burt to jet is retarded. Its a consensual relationship(???
Pedo faggot confirmed. She's was literally a junior in highschool you freak. And no somone on a torture show can't consent due their impared mental state.
never really confirmed ellie has just been orbiting the wiggers with nothing offical as far as i remember)
You couldn't act more woefully ignorant. Jet has walked in on her after she's taken a shower, made her peform live puppy play, then targeted her spefically to go hangout with after the show and she was found at his residence with his freinds lying about her being there.
versus Burt subjecting every male he runs into to varying degrees of sexual harassment. Jet is a faggot, but hes not a shizo sexual predator nigger.
Burt is mentally impared him making a few sexually charged comments is not comparable to jet grooming a highschooler ruining her future and starting a sex trafficking ring for his freinds
 
Burt has always referenced this one particular date. August 2011 or something, as why he doesn't drink. I am genuinely curious if he's ever talked about it. Knowing him it's fucked.
Iirc burt mentioned he had to quit because he was out with friends drunk and he was being "mean and an asshole." And molested 1 or more of his friends to the point they were crying and begging him to stop. It's mentioned somewhere in the latter half of AB's recap for s3.
 
While Burt doing that is shitty it's still with the frame of what the clubbing industry does. Men are going because they know women will be drunk there and think it will be easier to get laid. Somone being drunk doesn't nullify their previous intentions. So yea that's shitty of Burt to target drunk people, but it's not like he's uniqually bad for that when trillion dollar industries are based around that.

its literally rape lmao
 
Pedo faggot confirmed.
yeah shut the fuck up you stupid nigger. I hope all teh bad things happen to you. I hope you get a falt tire on the way home. I hope your pen runs out of ink as you write a check to the towing company to pull your shitcuket. I hope you stub and break your toe as you walk to bed. Youre an immense faggot and i hope cosmic powers intervene to show you how much of a faggot you are.

edit: throw all the hats on this shit, Ryuk5 is a genuine faggot running cover for a dispicable nigger. Suck start a shotgun you fucking faggot.
 
Today is Burt's 37th birthday and he's been streaming. So far the stream has had Frank, Greg, Jobe, Ted, his brother Bill, his sister Vanessa, and now his mom for the first time ever. Most of them called in but Ted, Vanessa, and his mom are all at his place right now. He will streaming with Greg at his place in 2 days.

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I agree but Burt fucking drunk gay dudes is to be expected. That's the Rough Trade Gay Sex that 99% of fags engage in. That's Jon with about 2 domestic light beers in him.
It's something a lot of gay blokes probably do to some extent, either with alcohol or the various substances involved in chemsex. There are plenty of minor variations on this theme, but regardless it's intentionally placing yourself and another into a situation where you're more in control of your actions than they are without them knowing.

What is exceptional is Burt happily explaining how he plies men with drinks while merely pretending to drink himself - on camera - as if it's the most normal thing in the world. I don't know the exact wording he used but he laid it entirely bare by saying something to the effect of "it gives me an advantage over them because they're more compliant and I'm sober." He seems to think it's some sort of lifehack.
 
Today is Burt's 37th birthday and he's been streaming. So far the stream has had Frank, Greg, Jobe, Ted, his brother Bill, his sister Vanessa, and now his mom for the first time ever. Most of them called in but Ted, Vanessa, and his mom are all at his place right now. He will streaming with Greg at his place in 2 days.

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I forget Burt is in his 30's. He's such an odd specimen I always just think of him as a cryptid or some greater demon of butt sex.
 
Idea for season 5: The burt room. Fish get sent to a small room with burt in it for a day as punishment for failing a challenge or not putting in enough effort.
 
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