🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[foam rolla]

thats not true at all, plenty of people can, it just so happens that the people most fucked up enough to get into the arts are too insane to live a normal life, the ip2 addict who'd make more money at staples but would rather get money by being tortured all day, the comedian bombing for years on end barely making $30k a year while being middle aged. the actor humiliating themselves for their jew masters so they can get a 10 line part in a shitty comedy film.

Fair point. What I should of said was "So many people are unable to make..."

 

[Polychromos]

Oh man...
I was kind of clinging to hope that it's somehow all fake. Like I knew it wasn't, but still. I'm also a bit disappointed in Ellie. I really wanted to believe her "I'm proud to be a virgin" shtick. I'm not into women and also not "trad", but I think it's cool whenever young people don't conform to societal pressure to loose their virginity.

It's not illegal to fuck some random 18 year old asian girl when you're gross and retarded looking, but it's weird to be constantly trying to fuck any young talent you bring on your show and pretend that's not what you're doing. I knew from step one that Jet was a galaxy gas brained retard but finally seeing proof is hilarious. It's like if dr.phil was actively sticking his dick in the bpd whores that come on the show. The only thing funnier than seeing the Jet Nepgroom saga is seeing the retards on twitter act like this is not only normal, but a CHAD move. You're just JEALOUS he's wearing four thousand dollar shoes and running a show into the ground just because he wanted to fuck some asian teen!! Let Xavier or Ben run the show. Ben might be weird but at least he's funny

Yes!
I hate that the Internet always focuses on "legality". Jet is grimy and disgusting and uses his counter culture e-fame to fuck young women. He can't make any excuses about not realizing his power. The text messages show he knows what he's doing, he just sees nothing wrong with it. This is IMO worse than being just a oblivious retard.

I can't get over the S4 clip, where Ellie tells Letty she thinks Jet is attractive and Jet is all like "Nooooe~ don't talk about this , this is making me super uncomfy!!!! uwu". If D'wrench would have said something similar, he wouldn't have reacted that way, because she's a woman his age.

A good news from the Fishtank sphere, Greg just got $1125 worth of subscription from a crypto guy.

https://x.com/StreamerSolana/status/1965584985798369437?t=SxGlJrUAdt-ZC5hY5FG7Gw&s=19

I just really hope that there will never be Greg allegations. I don't think I could handle this. He deserves a crypto whale.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I've seen Jet Neptroon
but what about Jet Nepgroom? Has that been done yet?

 

[Rolex]

Honestly the most retarded shit they've done is send fucking Chip out to talk to a police officer doing a wellness check on a teenaged girl. He's probably not a bad guy but he comes across like the type of guy who'd have a 13 year old "long-time girlfriend", it's really bad.

 

[BullfrogBill]

It's not her being 18 that make it creepy and weird. It's her being 18 + her voice sounding like she's 12 years old + her still being in high school + Jet getting her on his show despite all of this + all the weird grooming type stuff that happened on the show + his r9k post history + sam's history with marky + having her text her friends to try to get them to fly out with her.

He had to be on galaxy gas to think this was a good idea. That's not even mentioning Sam's reaction to her being 18 and the audience's reaction to Dr. Cross trying to get in her pants. It's not even a meme anymore, Jet Neptune is unironically retarded.

No, it's her being 18 that's creepy. For some reason there's always people in this thread ready to pounce at anyone who thinks a guy nearing his 30s seeking out high school girls who are literally on the cusp, right on the line of what's legally and socially acceptable to fuck is creepy.

I don't know why so many people are passionate about there being nothing wrong with Jet having sex with high schooler girls, and sure the age difference could be larger and lots of old men do seek out the youngest most barely legal pussy they can find. But we have a term for these older guys, they're called "creeps" because they're fucking creepy and if anyone in this thread are in their 30s seeking out high school girls then I also think you're a creep.

 

[Clarence Boddicker]

I don't know why so many people are passionate about there being nothing wrong with Jet having sex with high schooler girls

Nobody in this thread has said this, let alone said it passionately.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Yes!
I hate that the Internet always focuses on "legality".

"That dang pesky internet always worrying about those dang age of consent laws, really makes you wonder who the real creeps are! The guys having sex with high schoolers or the guys obsessed with silly things like "numbers" and "legality". Obviously age is just a number and having sex with the youngest girls you can find without worrying about silly concepts like legality is based and chadpilled, I always thought anything should go when it comes to sex

But having sex with a contestant on a game show! Hold on there bucko, now we have some real problems. She's basically an employee! Now that's where I have to draw the line! What a creep this Jeet Neptune is!"

Is this really how people think?

 

[Clarence Boddicker]

Nonsense

I'm sorry but if I'm not mistaken it seems that Polychromos is in agreement that fucking barely legal strange is a bad thing. What the fuck are you trying to prove by quoting him, besides the fact you didn't read what he said?

 

[BullfrogBill]

Nobody in this thread has said this, let alone said it passionately.

They actually have both in this thread and in sneedchat going all the way back to when s4 was live. Ellie has many simps here that would argue all the time that it isn't creepy for grown men to seek out high schoolers. I know because I had people respond to me like this every time I brought up how creepy it is.

So much so that multiple people have to come here to clarify that they dont think it's weird that Jet is having sex with a high schooler, but that it's weird because "their dynamic" or "her voice sounds too young".

 

[Clarence Boddicker]

They actually have both in this thread and in sneedchat going all the way back to when s4 was live. Ellie has many simps here that would argue all the time that it isn't creepy for grown men to seek out high schoolers. I know because I had people respond to me like this every time I brought up how creepy it is.

So much so that multiple people have to come here to clarify that they dont think it's weird that Jet is having sex with a high schooler, but that it's weird because "their dynamic" or "her voice sounds too young".

There's next to zero simps that are active in sneedchat and this thread, what's up with these weird generalizations

 

[BullfrogBill]

I'm sorry but if I'm not mistaken it seems that Polychromos is in agreement that fucking barely legal strange is a bad thing. What the fuck are you trying to prove by quoting him, besides the fact you didn't read what he said?

Nope, he was arguing that it's not weird because of their age, it's weird because of "Jet's position and power". Get your glasses checked

There's next to zero simps that are active in sneedchat and this thread, what's up with these weird generalizations

You have a very short memory. My point in the first place is that it's odd that people have to specify all the time that "it isn't weird to have sex with 18 year olds if you're way older than them, but combining that with Jet's position and the sound of Ellie's voice makes it weird"

No, just the fact that she's 18 in high school and Jet is so much older is creepy enough, dude. Cue up the "SHE'S ONLY 18 YOU SICK FUCK!" posts in response as if that's such an insane take.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Fishtank is dead.

Don't like the wiggers shift to gain die purrher, mexican savior of the White race's brown pedophile audience. At this point Jet and Ben should be axed and replaced but that's pure optimism knowing how retarded Sam's been with shit lately.

 

[Chimplord1997]

I think it's worth noting that Sam's Twitter bio used to list fishtank and no longer does. The show is over, at least in its current incarnation, and Sam clearly wants nothing to do with the brand anymore. And let's be real, his presence is the main reason the show ever even got successful for the season or two it was. Nobody would have watched fishtank season 1 if it was just jet Neptune and his buddies. Love nor hate Sam, to be smart he should have dumped Jet a long time ago or kept him as the editing slave/superchat reader. Now this breakaway phenomenon has become completely tainted such that just a few bored whales or unhinged retards will even watch it anymore, and it's created more reputational tarnish for a guy who, let's face it, doesn't need a lot of help looking like he does skeezy shit with women. I would be really surprised if the show even comes back, but if it somehow does, I doubt Sam will be involved in any capacity.

 

[creaturestorm]

No, it's her being 18 that's creepy. For some reason there's always people in this thread ready to pounce at anyone who thinks a guy nearing his 30s seeking out high school girls who are literally on the cusp, right on the line of what's legally and socially acceptable to fuck is creepy.

Yup, that's me. If you don't think this shit is weird and deserves to be questioned you need to get your head examined.

Ellie has many simps here that would argue all the time that it isn't creepy for grown men to seek out high schoolers. I know because I had people respond to me like this every time I brought up how creepy it is.

This sounds like the least charitable interpretation of their argument. Is it disgusting to be seeking out highschoolers? Yes, if we had it my way we'd dump these people in the ocean.

Is it wrong for two consenting adults with a significant age gap to be in a relationship? Legally, no but socially and ethically, it should raise concerns. Power dynamics don't disappear just because both parties are over 18. Take Anna Nicole Smith and Jerry Seinfeld, they are on opposite ends of the issue, but both cases highlight issues with power, maturity, and intent. In my opinion they each took advantage of those dynamics for their own personal gain, and that makes their behavior undeniably predatory. They are bad people for seeking out that kind of relationship.

If Jet had just met some girl on the street and they hit it off and she so happened to be 18, I think we would all still make fun of him, but I seriously doubt the community would be nearly as disappointed and angry as it is now. Jet knows what he is doing is bad, that's why he's determined to keep it a secret and act as though it isn't happening. Jet doesn't want to be seen as Dr. Cross, he's fully aware of the situation.

What we’ve seen makes it clear that Fishtank has never been more than an ATM and a casting couch for Jet and his crew. He isn't in a legitimate or healthy relationship with a young woman. It’s not some love story pushing through controversy, it’s just Jet’s latest hookup, and Ellie’s the one being used. If she were my sister or daughter, I'd be wishing death on wiggers. It’s gross and pathetic.

I’ll start taking it more seriously when Jet actually introduces Ellie as his girlfriend, until then I cant help but not see it as another sexual conquest.

 

[Chimplord1997]

Nope, he was arguing that it's not weird because of their age, it's weird because of "Jet's position and power". Get your glasses checked


You have a very short memory. My point in the first place is that it's odd that people have to specify all the time that "it isn't weird to have sex with 18 year olds if you're way older than them, but combining that with Jet's position and the sound of Ellie's voice makes it weird"

No, just the fact that she's 18 in high school and Jet is so much older is creepy enough, dude. Cue up the "SHE'S ONLY 18 YOU SICK FUCK!" posts in response as if that's such an insane take.

I think it's very unlikely that she wasn't talking to jet or the wiggers in any sorta way before turning 18, if I'm being honest. I have no evidence of it, but I mean come on. If they were Hispanic people from a country where this was normal and jet was like under 24 and their plan was to get married and be normal people, whatever, but this very obviously is not that, it's a drugged out retard eceleb high on his ego fucking dubiously aged bpd groupies. Does he belong in jail, probably not for this, but he played these stupid little games and got caught, he deserves the scrutiny and hit to his reputation

 

[GoonMaxxer]

"That dang pesky internet always worrying about those dang age of consent laws, really makes you wonder who the real creeps are! The guys having sex with high schoolers or the guys obsessed with silly things like "numbers" and "legality". Obviously age is just a number and having sex with the youngest girls you can find without worrying about silly concepts like legality is based and chadpilled, I always thought anything should go when it comes to sex

But having sex with a contestant on a game show! Hold on there bucko, now we have some real problems. She's basically an employee! Now that's where I have to draw the line! What a creep this Jeet Neptune is!"

Is this really how people think?

This might seem like a poorly constructed strawman at first, but I believe and think like this.

 

[BullfrogBill]

If Jet had just met some girl on the street and they hit it off and she so happened to be 18, I think we would all still make fun of him, but I seriously doubt the community would be nearly as disappointed and angry as it is now.

tbh It's none of my business in the first place but if I was made aware of the fact that Jet was fucking an 18 year old in any capacity I would think less of him. I don't actually know Jet's actual age but I know he's getting close to 30 (he's looking very grim if he's in his early 20s) and the thought of a 30 year old with an 18 year old like that just creeps me out. I know it's quite common but it still creeps me out.

I'm not trying to call anybody in this thread pedophiles or anything lol, apologies if it came off that way. But I really don't think you need to tack on all of that other shit about Jet and Ellie to make it creepy and weird, to me it's inherently weird and creepy to be pushing 30 and to be dating an 18 year old.

 

[creaturestorm]

an 18 year old in any capacity I would think less of him.

I agree, but thinking you're my social lesser isn't the same as thinking you're a sexual predator. They are leagues apart.

I really don't think you need to tack on all of that other shit about Jet and Ellie to make it creepy and weird

I think the full context matters, that's what separates Jet from being some doofus with no game that is confined to dating immature women and being an actual horrible person with an agenda.

I think it's very unlikely that she wasn't talking to jet or the wiggers in any sorta way before turning 18

Things make a lot more sense if they were talking before the show started filming.

 

[Horny Thug]

I don't actually know Jet's actual age but I know he's getting close to 30

Jet's birthday is June 2nd 1998, making him 27 years old.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

i just think banging clout goblins who are barely out of highschool is gay and means you can't pull a bad bitch.
probably also means you're more concerned with drinking, huffing, and getting a nut off than you are with un-raping the show you've failed to manage two seasons in a row.