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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
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guys, not sure I want that Ben backrub anymore . . .
 
Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe said:
See, didn't she say she was in college, and then made up the HS story to Sam?
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The sharp exhale and sudden in-thought head turn Sam does after she says "I'm 18."
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Her dead stare after Sam goes downstairs to scream at Jet.
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Sam returns clearly on edge and frustrated.
"So you're 18. In Highschool. GREAT."
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So the 4 things that were noted but now may have some context are thricefold. I actually have a retarded theory.
1. Sam's reaction and body language absolutely verify the recurring problem of Jet casting with his dick. IIRC He adamantly didn't want anyone under 21 after Peyton had to be dumped off before Vegas. It just creates too much undue hassle.
2. Earlier on, Daniel first reaction to Ellie simply saying "Hi" is that she must be a plant. While chalked up to autism, he may have been right for the wrong reasons.
3. Ellie spends much of the showing doing nothing and getting away with it, more so than anybody.
4. Season 4 doesn't have a plant.

In S1 it was Damiel, S2 had "everyone" to an extent, S3 had Luke and later Binx.
It's pretty obvious it's not Freddy, Aryeh, Daniel, Rachel, Jin, Angelina or Direnc.

Now at the time it seemed like after Jin was removed and Seth brought on, that it was Seth. But after the fact makes that seem not really the case. Is there any reason or info at all regarding Ellie potentially having met Jet beforehand? Notable is that the owner of the S1 House, Zhang, had priors for what was effectively human trafficking. Ellie's sister is a model. They're all varying degrees of asian. I guess the real question is, can any link be drawn between Zhang and Ellie or Ellie's sister? Does anybody even know anything about the Zhang guy? Has anybody bothered to dig?

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The even talk for a bit and Sam himself encourages her to take up "Right Wing Grifting" and says "If you're good enough, even Elon might want to have a kid with you." And then he does this:
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"GREAT!"
 
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Max Caulfield said:
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guys, not sure I want that Ben backrub anymore . . .
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I got into fishtank through kiwifarms/this thread. So my knowledge of most of the wiggers is pretty limited. I always knew Jet was a retarded degenerate (while having a horrible dad is no excuse for any of his current behavior, it did make it a bit easier to have a little bit of sympathy for him before the Abi/Claire stuff became public).

Ben has always been my absolute favorite regular production member. So I really hope this is fake... :optimistic: Fishtank is my drug habit, so I'll probably be back for the next season, if it'll happen. At the same time, I feel like it's not to much to ask to have just one member of production that isn't a degenerate groomer or otherwise completely retarded.
 
Plasticise said:
Lmao Sam peppers kick house ended on day 5/30, only mentioning it here since Letty was going to fly out and join it before it was cancelled
Also she talked more about the Jet/Eli messages in her discord
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She thinks Jet should do charity work
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(talking about TJ and Taylor)
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She also shit on Shadi a good bit, nothing really new there though, just that shes a liar and a attention whore.
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The only good person on Scam pepper (rapist) show was Moxie.
Letty should stream with her instead, both are Canadian.
 
Max Caulfield said:
I guess the real question is, can any link be drawn between Zhang and Ellie or Ellie's sister?
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There is no link. If Jet did know Ellie prior to S4 then he knew her through various Discord servers. Jobe was one of Jet's Discord gaming buddies. The Zhangs are Chinese, as far as I know Ellie is not Chinese. Asians typically don't intermingle when it comes to crime.
 
Polychromos said:
I got into fishtank through kiwifarms/this thread. So my knowledge of most of the wiggers is pretty limited. I always knew Jet was a retarded degenerate (while having a horrible dad is no excuse for any of his current behavior, it did make it a bit easier to have a little bit of sympathy for him before the Abi/Claire stuff became public).

Ben has always been my absolute favorite regular production member. So I really hope this is fake... :optimistic: Fishtank is my drug habit, so I'll probably be back for the next season, if it'll happen. At the same time, I feel like it's not to much to ask to have just one member of production that isn't a degenerate groomer or otherwise completely retarded.
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What's the total victims of Jet Neptune & The Wiggers?
Josie, Letty, Summer, Abi, Claire, The Audience, Binx, Mizzy, Burt, Ellie? That's at least 10.


EDIT: HE EVEN GROOMED JOBE
Clarence Boddicker said:
There is no link. If Jet did know Ellie prior to S4 then he knew her through various Discord servers. Jobe was one of Jet's Discord gaming buddies. The Zhangs are Chinese, as far as I know Ellie is not Chinese. Asians typically don't intermingle when it comes to crime.
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Polychromos said:
I got into fishtank through kiwifarms/this thread. So my knowledge of most of the wiggers is pretty limited. I always knew Jet was a retarded degenerate (while having a horrible dad is no excuse for any of his current behavior, it did make it a bit easier to have a little bit of sympathy for him before the Abi/Claire stuff became public).
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Max Caulfield said:
What's the total victims of Jet Neptune & The Wiggers?
Josie, Letty, Summer, Abi, Claire, The Audience, Binx, Mizzy, Burt, Ellie? That's at least 10.


EDIT: HE EVEN GROOMED JOBE
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ironically i dont think any of them successfully fucked Binx even though they simped for her the hardest.
 
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