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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    807
Bros just remember that nothing ever happens, this is all a gaslight and streams will be back tonight or tommorow. Screenshot this post.
It doesn't really matter if the show comes back, it's still a happening. The fish were out of the tank for an extended period of time and have access to social media. It's Joever
 
Having the fish in a hotel for a day with their phones doesn't ruin the show. Fish leave the house every season, get their phones, come back. There's downtime. Letty and Vance went to the WP2 set. Binx actually made a post on her instagram. The rules of the show basically don't exist. As long as they have enough contestants together and some kind of box they can still run a show.
 
they have a jewish lawyer
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Apparently the only thing he's good at is messaging people on twitter and telling them to stop marky posting or else.
 
it's more that they recur fines for each instance of the violation every day from my understanding, so the city is literally jewing them via cops

it's a tax shakedown, the wiggers did nothing wrong- you just know theyll be out of jail in like 6 hours

I want to remind everyone that Sam has a team of lawyers that are extremely powerful, more powerful than the US government, more powerful than the first time goku went super saiyan
So he made the wrong choice by picking a state with awful stricter laws, and those so called powerful lawyers could have advised him to do it under different state before the show started.
 
The Tim thing is even stranger knowing Tim is a big fan of Red Bar, whose history of being provocative and inflammatory is even more extensive than Sam's. But Mike David is a member of the tribe, so of course he can call lady Ghostbusters a nigger.
I dont think Tim gives a fuck about Sam. I dont think he advocated for him, but there's no proof that Tim colluded against him either. This seems to be what they settled on during their live argument.

The fact of the matter is that Hyde self sabotaged the show through his own actions. Thats why there was a falling out with MDE. Charls knew that it wasn't Tim that screwed them, it was Sam.
 
If Jet actually popped in this thread what would be the first thing you'd wanna say to him
"Stop being a money grabbing kike. The only reason people like your show is because they're "alt-right" autistic losers". No hate to anyone here with that comment, but Jet has really been making the show a cash grab. Yeah, he probably spends a lot of money on all these houses and whatever, but he would never do that if the show just ran properly. And that is NOT the viewer's fault. Can't even watch the show at the most active times without paying him $10 for whippets. PPV gang rise up!
 
I don't know why people think moving to a red state would magically fix everything. They typically have even stricter laws about noise and nosy perpetually offended fun ruining boomers is an age issue not a political one.
 
Having the fish in a hotel for a day with their phones doesn't ruin the show. Fish leave the house every season, get their phones, come back. There's downtime. Letty and Vance went to the WP2 set. Binx actually made a post on her instagram. The rules of the show basically don't exist. As long as they have enough contestants together and some kind of box they can still run a show.
Letty never left the Fishtank house the entire time she was there, that was Vance that left to film WP2 and it did suck ass when that happened, but he didn't win so it didn't matter. It sucked when TJ left the house in s2 and was allowed to win but that was for a genuine medical problem so again, it's excusable. Having the entire cast out of the show for a whole day, while there's zero updates and nothing streaming on the site is unprecedented. Even the RV had a stream if it was cutting in and out.
 
I don't know why people think moving to a red state would magically fix everything. They typically have even stricter laws about noise and nosy perpetually offended fun ruining boomers is an age issue not a political one.
Arguably though they could more easily get a property in some BFE state on a couple acres where much fewer people would be able to put up a fuss.
 
he just drove there, parked down the street
The way this freak was caught... surely he drove by this house a dozen times or more in this past week. Parked outside two houses down the block with binoculars and donuts to feel like an uber-detective. Returned to the scene of the crime a few times afterward to see his handiwork.
He should be pleased, since he clearly did this for recognition. Post after political post with no recognition on reddit, reddit which upvotes anything with the correct politics, but he just never got any love... doesn't anybody see him?!
He needs this. I hope he's enjoying this thread right now.
 
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